Alaska Darin Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Get on that, will you? 158932[/snapback] Yeah really. I'm going to need a battlestar at my personal disposal. How the hell else would the UnderSecretary of KP&BS travel? A man needs style to go with his substance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Yeah really. I'm going to need a battlestar at my personal disposal. How the hell else would the UnderSecretary of KP&BS travel? A man needs style to go with his substance. 159143[/snapback] Our order was held up while the Supreme Court decided on a ruling that all future weapons must be environmentaly friendly. Right now our fuel choices are a fusion driven, mega-thrust warp drive system that runs on fur coats....or diesel. Solar is not an option, because the ACLU feels that the sun is not being fairly compensated. Also, the UN has defined airspace as extending to 5 million miles from the planet, so we'll have to operate....er... really far away. However, my lawyers have found a loophole, that will allow us to fly as close as we want if we offer creationism courses to the crew and name the ship the SS Tim Robbins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Our order was held up while the Supreme Court decided on a ruling that all future weapons must be environmentaly friendly. Right now our fuel choices are a fusion driven, mega-thrust warp drive system that runs on fur coats....or diesel. Solar is not an option, because the ACLU feels that the sun is not being fairly compensated. Also, the UN has defined airspace as extending to 5 million miles from the planet, so we'll have to operate....er... really far away. However, my lawyers have found a loophole, that will allow us to fly as close as we want if we offer creationism courses to the crew and name the ship the SS Tim Robbins. 160408[/snapback] Someone check Ebay for a used Klingon Cloaking Thingy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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