Curse (of) Tom Brady

[The Jokeman]

Dear Fantasy Gods why oh why did you do this to me? I just need to share this story as it's just one of those things that am sure everyone that's played fantasy football over the years has dealt with or can relate to. In my keeper league this year I elected to not keep Brady as instead went with Steven Jackson and Roddy White which seemed to work out well as by season's end my QBs were Michael Vick and Ben Roethlisburger. So what happens but he ends up being drafted as the 1st pick overall. The team that ended up with him ended up going from worst to first in my division. If that wasn't bad enough it was Brady's performance against the NY Jets that knocked me out of the playoffs in said keeper league this season. Yet to make matters worse in my other league his performance wasn't good enough as I ended up tied, and winning the tie breaker, in my roll over league to cause me not qualify to play in the Toilet Bowl. Anyways, good luck to anyone that made their fantasy playoffs this team and if want some advice I'm now available to give as needed.