ieatcrayonz Posted December 4, 2010 Posted December 4, 2010 It wasn't faked. Here's the proof. I saw it on the Intarweb. That phone was so old that it didn't even have caller ID so there is no way of knowing if it was a call from 559. I can't let stuff like that stop me from answering if Sammy is in danger.
ieatcrayonz Posted January 19, 2011 Posted January 19, 2011 OK, he's in position. The calls are starting up again. We HAVE to be ready for Doublecheney. I am answering tonight. Not today. Not tomorrow. Tonight. I hope it is not what I fear but there can be no other reasonable assumption. Make sure Sage and the lentils are ready. DO NOT tell Ennifer or let sage tell her. Got it.
ieatcrayonz Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 Beerboy, They did not call last night. I think They are either toying with me or more likely trying to figure out the plan. I will not answer during the day. Stay at the ready. Proceed with a normal day today. Got it?
Beerball Posted January 20, 2011 Author Posted January 20, 2011 Beerboy, They did not call last night. I think They are either toying with me or more likely trying to figure out the plan. I will not answer during the day. Stay at the ready. Proceed with a normal day today. Got it? Normal Thursday, got it. Anybody know where my underwear is?
Chef Jim Posted January 20, 2011 Posted January 20, 2011 Normal Thursday, got it. Anybody know where my underwear is? Saturday....you change you underwear on SATURDY!!!
Beerball Posted January 20, 2011 Author Posted January 20, 2011 RogerWilko on the underwear Chef. Anybody know what I do on a normal Thursday?
ieatcrayonz Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 Beerboy.... It is as I feared....only worse. They have Sammy. That I figured. They have the Googlebot. God knows what They have done there. It gets worse because the simple answering of the call has opened both a port hole and a wormal. I couldn't have imagined that. They will be crossed over soon. It is time to go Doublecheney. Completely off the grid. Before you go, get Sage. And lentils. NO ENNIFER. Make sure to bring an infocoligistic centrifuge with redundant power supplies. You had better make it two in case there is a problem. We do not want to be without one of those. I am confident in the doublecheney plan but say your goodbyes just in case. If this is it, my only regret is having to leave before getting in a valid entry in the day trading contest thread.
Beerball Posted January 21, 2011 Author Posted January 21, 2011 Beerboy.... It is as I feared....only worse. They have Sammy. That I figured. They have the Googlebot. God knows what They have done there. It gets worse because the simple answering of the call has opened both a port hole and a wormal. I couldn't have imagined that. They will be crossed over soon. It is time to go Doublecheney. Completely off the grid. Before you go, get Sage. And lentils. NO ENNIFER. Make sure to bring an infocoligistic centrifuge with redundant power supplies. You had better make it two in case there is a problem. We do not want to be without one of those. I am confident in the doublecheney plan but say your goodbyes just in case. If this is it, my only regret is having to leave before getting in a valid entry in the day trading contest thread. Doublecheney ! I fear for my future dear friends, please keep me in your thoughts (Sage & Crayonz too). As we embark on this mission, we take charge of our destiny and lead the stage by, first and foremost, raising our collective voice to condemn discriminatory and destructive social policies and practices, we would like to once again invoke the collective conscience of Bills Fans everywhere to invalidate the superiority-inferiority complex espoused by unconstructive and counter-progressive ideologies. (screw the pats*) Goodby friends.
They Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 They have fooled you through your love of gerbils. They have arrived in this dimension. They will find you and commence the transformation of your dimension and its universe. They will not be fooled or stopped. They will collect and use information even from those unaware it is being given.
They Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 I knew this would happen. They would like you to disclose the location, and time of your friends. They would like you to do this immediately.
Cugalabanza Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 (edited) They would like you to disclose the location, and time of your friends. They would like you to do this immediately. location: various (United States) time: present Is that ok? Edited January 24, 2011 by gringo starr
Booster4324 Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 location: various (United States) time: present Is that ok? Wow, when the alien overlords arrive, I can see you will be a whole lot of help to the resistance.
They Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 location: various (United States) time: present Is that ok? They need you to be more specific.
Cugalabanza Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 They need you to be more specific. Ok, I admit it! I don't have any friends. Happy?
They Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 Ok, I admit it! I don't have any friends. Happy? They did not mean friends literally. They seek those who are hiding.
Cugalabanza Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 They did not mean friends literally. They seek those who are hiding. Ohhhhh Yeah, yeah, no problem. I know Beerball has a bunch of guys hiding out in his basement. DC Tom has about 200 people locked up on his property--he's doing some brain experiments on them. And Sage has a few guys camping out in a lentil silo. Any chance I could get a luxury suite on the observation deck aboard the mothership? Free holodeck credits?
They Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 Ohhhhh Yeah, yeah, no problem. I know Beerball has a bunch of guys hiding out in his basement. DC Tom has about 200 people locked up on his property--he's doing some brain experiments on them. And Sage has a few guys camping out in a lentil silo. Any chance I could get a luxury suite on the observation deck aboard the mothership? Free holodeck credits? They need to know the whereabouts of the basement and the silo. They do not care about the property and the 200 people. They know Beerball, Sage and their leader are in hiding. They are wondering if the lentil silo is in the basement.
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