Kyle Williams .... this guy needs a nickname

[A tisker a Tasker]

The Fire Hydrant.

 

For a few years now I have been calling him The Fire Hydrant. ...not because dogs urinate on him, but well, just look at him - he's heavy, made of metal and has short arms. I'm not sure where I got it from - I did not make it up, but I clearly remember calling him that during the ill-fated Dallas Monday Night Football game. It could be that one of the announcers made a remark to that effect.

 

Either way - just look at him ...and think about it; if someone clobbered you with a fire hydrant at you wouldn't be feeling so good afterwards.

[speedjspiller]

one eyed williams. the goonies reference

[VirginiaMike]

I'm in with K-Dub -- simple, easy to spit out and cool.

[mob16151]

OP's heard the suggestions. Now he needs to slap a poll on here.

[4BillsintheBurgh]

You can't block K-Will, you can't even contain him!

[kdub]

I dunno if I'm on board with all this k-Dub talk...

[I hate the Bills !]

Kyle " The Nose" Williams Referring to his position not his actual nose !

[Cookiemonster]

Come on, the guy does look like your neighborhood butcher. You know,the one who eats every other piece

as it comes of the slicer, and licks his fingers in between.

[Cannon]

Went to LSU(aka the bayou bengals) in Baton Rouge. From Liousiana too, how about "The Bayou Bully!"

 

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[NaPolian8693]

How about:

 

Kyle 'Tugboat' Williams

Edited December 3, 2010 by NaPolian8693

[whodat]

The way he was smashing into and off O-linemen I would say he's a pinball wizard. or the human pinball.

Edited December 3, 2010 by whodat

[bocceclubpizza]

How about Rockpile Williams

[uncle flap]

i dint take the time to read all the replies but i'm going to second k-dub and toss in k-will if no one else has already.

 

odds are, his teammates already have a nickname for him. i doubt he goes by "kyle" in the locker room.

 

if someone already mentioned that, my apologies...

[papazoid]

K-Will

[1B4IDie]

Went to LSU(aka the bayou bengals) in Baton Rouge. From Liousiana too, how about "The Bayou Bully!"

 

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Bayou Billy.

 

Cause you know Bill is short for William and he is from the Bayou region of the country.

 

I guaron'tee that is the winner.

 

Kyle the One Man Pile is second.

 

K-Will and K-Dub are too generic, there are probably 100s of people that go by those two monikers.

 

How about Rockpile Williams

You're on to something with Rockpile Kyle, except we would need to move back to Jefferson & Best for that to win, but I still like it.

Edited December 3, 2010 by Why So Serious?

[Buffalo Billy]

I dunno if I'm on board with all this k-Dub talk...

It's settled, K-Dub it is!

[Sisyphean Bills]

Just call him the "One Man Defense". It could be the name of the system he plays in as well.

[dayman]

A few of these had me rolling. I still think he reminds me of a great white though...the way he plays.

 

GREAT WHITE!

[Jeffery Lester]

Did you all see Cheesburger after that hit by Williams. Squirming on the field . Kyle the "House of Pain" Willaims. He has certanly dished out his share this year.

[NickelCity]

I thought tugboat was pretty good. All of the suggestions make for an interesting thread

 

I'm very surprised K-Dub is actually supported by a few people. It sounds like a kid named Kevin wants to make a hip-hop song, to me anyway.

 

However, it's possible I could be missing the point. Is there some meaning behind "Dub?" Or is it just some random syllable added after the first letter of his first name?

Edited December 3, 2010 by NickelCity