truth on hold Posted December 1, 2010 Posted December 1, 2010 Probably found water on Uranus. NASA and Aliens Surface of your anus is crusty and gaseous. no signs of life there
Pebblez Posted December 1, 2010 Posted December 1, 2010 Maybe if you called it "courting", like they did in stuckincincy's days... Or in the stone age...
/dev/null Posted December 1, 2010 Posted December 1, 2010 Surface of your anus is crusty and gaseous. no signs of life there During some eruptions from deep within Uranus; the surface is solid, liquid, and gaseous all at the same time.
b stein 22 Posted December 1, 2010 Posted December 1, 2010 (edited) NASA I want a pet Alien for my birthday. Thank you. You can give it to me after your stupid press conference. Edited December 1, 2010 by b stein 22
dib Posted December 1, 2010 Posted December 1, 2010 Probably found water on Uranus Once, I had water on my..............no, I cant. Thanks hypnotoad
LeviF Posted December 1, 2010 Posted December 1, 2010 Or in the stone age... The bonk and drag strategy! Bonk them over the head with your club, drag them to your cave.
Booster4324 Posted December 2, 2010 Posted December 2, 2010 The bonk and drag strategy! Bonk them over the head with your club, drag them to your cave. zug-zug
Gary M Posted December 2, 2010 Posted December 2, 2010 Oh crap. If Sammy is floating in space flipping off Voyager just to screw with them again I am going to be so pissed at him. Maybe Sammy is in Uranus.
Beerball Posted December 2, 2010 Posted December 2, 2010 Present in the toxic, arsenic-riddled Mono Lake in California is a type of bacteria with a DNA makeup we never thought possible. That is, the building blocks of life -- carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, phosphorus and sulfur – are not all present. As opposed to phosphorus, this bacteria's DNA uses arsenic.
Cugalabanza Posted December 2, 2010 Posted December 2, 2010 Present in the toxic, arsenic-riddled Mono Lake in California is a type of bacteria with a DNA makeup we never thought possible. That is, the building blocks of life -- carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, phosphorus and sulfur – are not all present. As opposed to phosphorus, this bacteria's DNA uses arsenic. Wow, that's pretty damn cool! The possibility of alien life just got more possible and more alien.
Captain Hindsight Posted December 2, 2010 Posted December 2, 2010 So, this Jupiter Moon, would it support relocation for an NFL franchise? I heard Godell wants to hold the Super Bowl there by 2100 The gravity will make the game more interesting for sure
/dev/null Posted December 2, 2010 Posted December 2, 2010 I heard Godell wants to hold the Super Bowl there by 2100 The gravity will make the game more interesting for sure Ralph is negotiating to play one home game a year there
Nanker Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 Present in the toxic, arsenic-riddled Mono Lake in California is a type of bacteria with a DNA makeup we never thought possible. That is, the building blocks of life -- carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, phosphorus and sulfur – are not all present. As opposed to phosphorus, this bacteria's DNA uses arsenic. Sounds like some of the life forms I've encountered at PPP.
Beerball Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 I heard Godell wants to hold the Super Bowl there by 2100 The gravity will make the game more interesting for sure And the perfect QB to lead his team to the win in the first Intergalactic SB would be?
/dev/null Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 (edited) And the perfect QB to lead his team to the win in the first Intergalactic SB would be? This guy Edited December 3, 2010 by /dev/null
Captain Caveman Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords... Well, this reporter was...possibly a little hasty earlier and would like to...reaffirm his allegiance to this country and its human president. May not be perfect, but it's still the best government we have. For now.
DC Tom Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 Sounds like some of the life forms I've encountered at PPP. A mutant that thrives on toxicity and is disconnected from the rest of the world. Makes one wonder of the bacteria in question is a member of the Bill Nye fan club.
Ramius Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 XKCD had a good one today for all of the science dorks out there... http://xkcd.com/829/
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