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Surface of your anus is crusty and gaseous. no signs of life there

 

During some eruptions from deep within Uranus; the surface is solid, liquid, and gaseous all at the same time.

Posted

Probably found water on Uranus

 

Once, I had water on my..............no, I cant.

 

Thanks hypnotoad

Posted

Or in the stone age... :lol:

The bonk and drag strategy! Bonk them over the head with your club, drag them to your cave.

Posted

Oh crap.

 

If Sammy is floating in space flipping off Voyager just to screw with them again I am going to be so pissed at him.

 

Maybe Sammy is in Uranus.

Posted

I heard Godell wants to hold the Super Bowl there by 2100

 

 

The gravity will make the game more interesting for sure

 

Ralph is negotiating to play one home game a year there

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I heard Godell wants to hold the Super Bowl there by 2100

 

 

The gravity will make the game more interesting for sure

And the perfect QB to lead his team to the win in the first Intergalactic SB would be?

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I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords...

 

Well, this reporter was...possibly a little hasty earlier and would like

to...reaffirm his allegiance to this country and its human president.

May not be perfect, but it's still the best government we have. For

now.

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Sounds like some of the life forms I've encountered at PPP.

 

A mutant that thrives on toxicity and is disconnected from the rest of the world.

 

Makes one wonder of the bacteria in question is a member of the Bill Nye fan club.

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