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Fitz = Kitna


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I mean, Kitna's an ugly little dude, so nobody would ever call him the "face" of the franchise.

 

But he's always played with grit and with heart.

 

He's always put up decent numbers.

 

He throws his share of picks.

 

He can scramble when he has to.

 

He's got command and resolve when he takes the field.

 

He wins games he has no business winning.

 

At times he pisses away the opportunity to bring his team back.

 

He's always played in ****ty situations (emerging Bengals, fledgling Lions, and now the had-to-be born again Cowgirls)

 

I mean the comparisons are uncanny, right?

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But is the fear of God in Fitzpatrick?

 

OOOOoooooo SNAP! That's right, Kitna's really into Jesus, isn't he?

 

Then the win go to 99 percentile on the SAT's, left the last three Wonderlic answers blank to avoid a perfect score, and probably deduced at the age of nine that there was no God Ryan Fitzpatrick.

 

I rescind my prior assertion: Fitz is Kitna, only better! :thumbsup:

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I mean, Kitna's an ugly little dude, so nobody would ever call him the "face" of the franchise.

 

But he's always played with grit and with heart.

 

He's always put up decent numbers.

 

He throws his share of picks.

 

He can scramble when he has to.

 

He's got command and resolve when he takes the field.

 

He wins games he has no business winning.

 

At times he pisses away the opportunity to bring his team back.

 

He's always played in ****ty situations (emerging Bengals, fledgling Lions, and now the had-to-be born again Cowgirls)

 

I mean the comparisons are uncanny, right?

 

It would be interesting to know how many fumbles Fitz has in his career. I have this perception that not only Kitna always throws the interception but he has the usual fumble as well.

 

I concede that is not a bad comparison.

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It would be interesting to know how many fumbles Fitz has in his career. I have this perception that not only Kitna always throws the interception but he has the usual fumble as well.

 

I concede that is not a bad comparison.

 

Oh god, please don't mention fumbles. Since YTD it hasn't been a problem for Fitz, there's a jinx now waiting to happen :bag: .

 

God I hated Losman.

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