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To read those lyrics you'd think this guy's a grid iron gangster terrorizing QBs and humiliating OTs, rather than some guy who gets occasional spot duty...when he's allowed to dress for the game.

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To read those lyrics you'd think this guy's a grid iron gangster terrorizing QBs and humiliating OTs, rather than some guy who gets occasional spot duty...when he's allowed to dress for the game.

 

Aaron Maybin = Defensive Wes Craven :worthy:

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Mayhem Maybin

 

Quarterback cravin'

 

Go hard, crazy

 

Defensive Wes Craven

 

The O-line can't save him

 

He stay misbehavin'

 

You go hard, he go harder

 

Not fair, Sergeant Slaughter

 

Bills bought him, Joe taught him

 

Party hard, no boredom

 

Combat like contact

 

That new Nike contract

 

Ciroc sipper, stocked colder

 

Super star, rock and roller

 

Gonna bowl the block, you can't hold him

 

No shaping, no mo

 

No run attack, no running back

 

Call the stretcher, too much pressure

 

Can't hide, I'll come fetch ya

 

Best believe I'll come get ya

 

Defense like precincts

 

Everybody locked up

 

That quarterback gonna need a bail

 

Fourth and three? He gonna fail

 

Better throw that Hail Mary

 

Maybin coming, real scary

 

Touchdown chance, real thin

 

Get up off that field and

 

Just know I go hard

 

Guarantee we will win

 

Maybin talking: Yeah, we gonna win because when we step on this field they gotta knock us in between these sidelines for four quarters, and that ain't happenin'!

 

First-round draft pick

 

Fifty-eight, fightin' and blaow!

 

Endorsement deal, Nike now

 

Buffalo, aw wipe me down

 

See I'm rushing, that goal to blitz

 

Show the pinky ring, let him know I’m rich

 

Aaron Maybin, name print

 

Maybach mayhem

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the fact that he won't be cut tomorrow morning is so characteristic of this franchise, this front office, this owner. ralph probably made the maybin pick and is pinning it on dicky j. kind of like when ralph made wade bench flutie for rob

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Next he is going to release his Hall of Fame induction speech.

 

He needs to moonlight at Jim's Steakout and start eating the leftovers.

 

Get the man some food, he could get up to 265 with a nightly dose of a chicken finger sub and some tacos.

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The funny thing is if you go over to his website (http://www.aaronmaybin.com/) he has a "highlight" reel.

 

It is like him hitting the QB after the ball is gone, or him missing the original tackle then chasing them down 4 yards further down the field.

 

 

HaHaHa Pats shaking him off. A bunch of late hits. Why doesn't he have a bunch of shots of him on the side lindes in street cloths

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Maybin Maybinot

 

Quarterback-- aint been got'

 

You're good? That's crazy--

 

too small and lazy;

 

The O-line can't bulldoze

 

your weak ass in streetclothes.

 

:worthy:

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it would be pricelesssssssss to see chan gailey's reaction to his "highlight reel" and his new rap song... what a tool. im shocked this is embarrasing, i hope his teammates give him an earful about this too.

 

He has to be close to getting every one of his tackles into that highlight reel. Some of the tackles he did by himself were shown multiple times from different angles! He's an impressive one.

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