Uh oh... Robots have tasted human flesh and we taste like.....

[Just Jack]

bacon!

 

Robot IDs Human Flesh as Bacon

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The bad news is the robots think we taste like bacon

The good news is we don't taste like chicken

[DC Tom]

No ****. There's a reason cannibals it "long pork".

[LeviF]

No ****. There's a reason cannibals it "long pork".

Yes, our genome is fairly similar to a pig's. My 8th grade history teacher once told us that we probably taste like pork

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Yes, our genome is fairly similar to a pig's. My 8th grade history teacher once told us that we probably taste like pork

Maybe that's why Mythbusters and Deadliest Warrior use pig carcases for their weapons testing

[boyst]

Maybe that's why Mythbusters and Deadliest Warrior use pig carcases for their weapons testing

And the obvious truth of the existance of Rosie O'Donnell! I do kid, though. Ever since she came to Sirius I have found appreciation for her. She is not like so many blathering idiots who know nothing of which they speak, she at least can present arguments and information to back up her claim even when it is blatantly wrong, so she is now just an idiot. Basically, Rosie > Elizabeth Hasselbeck.

[The Senator]

Well they say you are what you eat - given my pork & vodka diet I subscribed to for years, this news is not at all surprising!

[DrFishfinder]

No ****. There's a reason cannibals it "long pork".

We're the other, other white meat?

[Marv's Neighbor]

As if Whitie didn't have enough to worry about!

[Nanker]

No ****. There's a reason cannibals call it "long pork".

 

And also one of the reasons, in my opinion, for the religious taboos about eating pork. It's too close to cannibalism.

That and they're susceptible to the same diseases that humans are, and they pretty much led a filthy existence for centuries.

[DC Tom]

And also one of the reasons, in my opinion, for the religious taboos about eating pork. It's too close to cannibalism.

That and they're susceptible to the same diseases that humans are, and they pretty much led a filthy existence for centuries.

 

More the latter. There's a reason you're supposed to eat pork well-done.

[NyQuil]

Yes, our genome is fairly similar to a pig's.

 

At my ambulance company we do a CME once a year called Piggie Parts. Its basically looking at the internal anatomy of a pig because its similarity to a human.

 

Then we have pulled pork for food.

 

And no, I'm not kidding.

Edited November 7, 2010 by NyQuil

[BuffaloBill]

We're the other, other white meat?

 

 

African Americans might dispute this.

[Chef Jim]

More the latter. There's a reason you're supposed to eat pork well-done.

 

You were supposed to eat it well done. Not anymore. I taste it raw when I'm making sausage or meatballs.

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African Americans might dispute this.

Light meat or dark?

[stevestojan]

And also one of the reasons, in my opinion, for the religious taboos about eating pork. It's too close to cannibalism.

That and they're susceptible to the same diseases that humans are, and they pretty much led a filthy existence for centuries.

 

I eat pretty much anything. But the one thing I can't do is a big piece of ham (like on Easter, etc) because it's always reminded me of a big chunk of human flesh. It's just a mental thing for me but I can't do it.

[Chef Jim]

I eat pretty much anything. But the one thing I can't do is a big piece of ham (like on Easter, etc) because it's always reminded me of a big chunk of human flesh. It's just a mental thing for me but I can't do it.

 

Mmmmm, cured and smoked human flesh.

[Nanker]

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