Ozzy is a Neanderthal

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http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=ozzy-osbourne-genome

[DC Tom]

"I was curious," he wrote in his column. "Given the swimming pools of booze I've guzzled over the years—not to mention all of the cocaine, morphine, sleeping pills, cough syrup, LSD, Rohypnol…you name it—there's really no plausible medical reason why I should still be alive. Maybe my DNA could say why."

 

 

Now do Keith Richards!