Given one free trip to the past in a time machine, I would..

[Beerball]

I don't think it works that way. But really you could go back in time and witness the building of the pyramids, Chat with Aristotle, or be present at the signing of the declaration of Independence but you're highest ambition is to hit on Lana?

Yes, I typed it therefore it is my only ambition.

[thebug]

Yes, I typed it therefore it is my only ambition.

 

There's nothing wrong with that.

[LeviF]

I don't think it works that way. But really you could go back in time and witness the building of the pyramids, Chat with Aristotle, or be present at the signing of the declaration of Independence but you're highest ambition is to hit on Lana?

After seeing AJ's video, I'm convinced that she's the 8th wonder of the world.

[Acantha]

I'd grab a copy of Grays Sports Almanac.

[KD in CA]

No Sept 11th? That's the first thing that came to my mind. Not sure how I would have stopped it, but I'd think of something.

 

It would have happened sooner or later anyway. No one had the balls to confront the threat without a major attack to drive public opinion.

[Jim in Anchorage]

I'd want to be sure I could return to my current timeline. For you Dinosaur hunters read: "A sound of Thunder" by Bradbury not the movie read the book

I looked into that-sounds like a pretty cool book.

[/dev/null]

After seeing AJ's video, I'm convinced that she's the 8th wonder of the world.

 

I'd grab a copy of Grays Sports Almanac.

umm, that would only work if you went into the future. Taking a past almanac doesn't help much

[Acantha]

umm, that would only work if you went into the future. Taking a past almanac doesn't help much

 

 

There's always some minor detail screwing up my plans!

[Jerry Christ]

invest or invent something before it happen......

 

but honestly if it changed more than my bank account.....then I wouldn't want to change or do anything differently

[Chandemonium]

talk on my cell phone dressed as a woman on the set of a Charlie Chaplin film

[The Dean]

talk on my cell phone dressed as a woman on the set of a Charlie Chaplin film

 

 

Damn! You beat me to it.

[/dev/null]

talk on my cell phone dressed as a woman on the set of a Charlie Chaplin film

You'll take any chance you can get to dress up like a woman

[ieatcrayonz]

Alter the plates as they formed and make it so Canada would be in Europe.

[Chef Jim]

I'd grab a copy of Gays Sports Almanac.

 

[Pebblez]

I'd go back to a time when I was young enough to snag Lana. I'd take my younger self (I realize that this is verboten from a space time continuum standpoint, but sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do) to the Northwest and sweep that woman off her feet.

Looks like now might be a good time to go back and rescue her.

[/dev/null]

Looks like now might be a good time to go back and rescue her.

Aww snap, what did AJ do/say?

[LeviF]

Aww snap, what did AJ do/say?

She does know that the video thing is a joke, right?

[Jim in Anchorage]

She does know that the video thing is a joke, right?

Might have something to do with the Ho remark.

[Chef Jim]

Might have something to do with the Ho remark.

 

Ya think?

[LeviF]

Might have something to do with the Ho remark.

Ah damn, must have missed that.