billsfreak Posted October 7, 2010 Posted October 7, 2010 What if he is frozen like Walt Disney. The doctors thaw him out every draft day just to say no to every quarterback on the board. Then refreeze. Please don't say that, please no! We will have Austin Powers for an owner. Actually Ralph might do just as well if he was frozen, maybe even better! REALLY NOW? I gotta say that I just do not get the insensitive posts about the owner and his life expectancy. Come on, seriously. Believe me, I get all the frustration and anger and even blaming the owner, but how about a little respect? If it was not for him there would be no Bills or any NFL in Buffalo – certainly not for as long as they have been – and therefore no Buffalo Bills message boards like this one. So as long as he is our HOF owner how about we show a little appreciation and respect. 6 total posts on this board and you are already defending Ralphy from a little humor. Don't take stuff on here personally, they will eat you alive.
bowery4 Posted October 7, 2010 Posted October 7, 2010 Wow this thread got colder and colder as it went on, people here have little respect when it comes to Ralph which I understand but man, cold like a January day in a blizzard at Ralph.
billsfreak Posted October 7, 2010 Posted October 7, 2010 Weekend at Ralph's: youtube.com/watch?v=C6IDym1Yxmc More like "Horton Hears A Who-Drafted a Damn Quarterback!" I ain't paying! Well he's already outlived his franchise since the football team no longer has a pulse. That is pretty good for your first post. You will fit in just fine around here. Welcome to Hell.
PS 56 Posted October 7, 2010 Posted October 7, 2010 What if he is frozen like Walt Disney. The doctors thaw him out every draft day just to say no to every quarterback on the board. Then refreeze. Me thinks someone is watching too many zombie movies..
DrDawkinstein Posted October 7, 2010 Posted October 7, 2010 LOL'ed when I read the thread title on the main page. would be just our luck...
Chandler#81 Posted October 7, 2010 Posted October 7, 2010 Well he's already outlived his franchise since the football team no longer has a pulse. Classic! Welcome to the Hotel California. You can check out, but you can never leave!
birdog1960 Posted October 7, 2010 Posted October 7, 2010 I thin he's undead, actually. his real name is valdemort
Typical TBD Guy Posted October 7, 2010 Posted October 7, 2010 I realize the humorous intent here, but it's pretty crude nonetheless. FWIW, people ARE living much longer. Pretty sure the current oldest living person on earth is an American @ 120yrs. and counting. Still have a ways to go before challenging Adam's 960 some years, though.. So don't get your hopes up. And I'm pretty sure you are completely wrong about that one. By all means, people, please keep the jokes coming at Ebenezer Wilson's expense. He doesn't deserve one iota of respect from Bills fans. It's bad enough that he has been one of the most incompetent owners in pro sports for the last 51 years, but what should really p!ss you off is that he refuses to take steps to ensure the team stays in Buffalo.
Another Point of View Posted October 7, 2010 Author Posted October 7, 2010 (edited) The oldest man alive is 112. That would be 22 years without the playoffs Edited October 7, 2010 by Another Point of View
uforesircher Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 you usually do not say things like this - not this tasteless - so i have to assume it is a joke - a bad one though. i find it not funny to talk coldly and with a level of disrespect that is disgusting. if it is not a joke then talking about a human life for the sake of increaing one's entertainment value or making one feel better about a sports team - well it is just pathetic.
TheChimp Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 What I am saying is more important because it's in larger font.
NaPolian8693 Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 That uforesircher guy always posts in big font. He says that is has something to do with a visual impairment, but is just trolling. If it were actually a visual impairment issue, how would having only your own posts in large font help? Everything else on the screen would still be small.
billsfreak Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 you usually do not say things like this - not this tasteless - so i have to assume it is a joke - a bad one though. i find it not funny to talk coldly and with a level of disrespect that is disgusting. if it is not a joke then talking about a human life for the sake of increaing one's entertainment value or making one feel better about a sports team - well it is just pathetic. And you never said or laughed at a Michael Jackson joke? Or any other celebrity? Please get off your high horse.
DC Tom Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 Just flashed on an image of Ralph and Al Davis hacking away at each other with swords, saying "There can be only one..."
Marv's Neighbor Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 What if he is frozen like Walt Disney. The doctors thaw him out every draft day just to say no to every quarterback on the board. Then refreeze. They already tried that with Al Davis and it didn't work!
All_Pro_Bills Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 Here's a thought to ponder over (add this to the end of the thread title) - 'before I do?'. That means not being around for the hoped for resurgence under new ownership.
Billy in 4C Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 I swear I was witnessing the moment he was going to die when I was at the Miami game 3-4 years ago in December and he got out of his golf cart to walk in the stadium and BIT it on black ice. Fell right on his back hard.
Tunis69 Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 What if he is frozen like Walt Disney. The doctors thaw him out every draft day just to say no to every quarterback on the board. Then refreeze. Or what if he becomes some sort of walking dead type zombie roaming the greater Buffalo area looking to eat the brains of any decent player drafted.
Another Point of View Posted October 8, 2010 Author Posted October 8, 2010 you usually do not say things like this - not this tasteless - so i have to assume it is a joke - a bad one though. i find it not funny to talk coldly and with a level of disrespect that is disgusting. if it is not a joke then talking about a human life for the sake of increaing one's entertainment value or making one feel better about a sports team - well it is just pathetic. What are you talking about, Walt Disney was a fine person
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