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Trent or JP

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By John Cocktosten
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Trent was better:

 

Trent: 14-18 as starter

JP: 10-23 as starter

 

plus the Losman Lickers were the biggest assclowns on the board by far. ;)

Fitting that Edwards averaged 7-9 over two seasons' worth of starts. He truly was Jauron's QB.

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When TE started his undefeated romp 2 seasons ago his hair was thick a sculpted with appropriate body and aggressive spikes like a fierce porcupine. Sharp and accurate, as he seemed to be. After Adrian Wilson broke his head the hair began to grow in length and mass in what I believe was a feeble attempt to provide additional protection from further cranial contusions. Perhaps he was confused and thought Giselle wouldn't let him cut his hair. After that, the moppy mutton chop look was just another sign that the fear had not subsided and another year or two of this sport would leave him with a chin strap shaped beard, disregarding all of the style his spiky doo once boasted.

 

JP's I don't give a @$@$ Manson beard was a bold play. I really believe had he not gone that route and instead went for the short curly Israeli Fro, he would have easily been cast as Adam Sandler's double in the longest yard remake. If only he hadn't bought in to the "it's hard to grow a beard in the league mantra and set out to prove otherwise" I guess every Californian who has to adapt to the Buffalo climate gradually experiments with increased facial hair.

 

Gibran Hamdan stands out above both as the best hair and sideburn balance without excessive product use.

 

Keep an eye on Fitzy… If he starts up a soul patch you'll know it's the beginning of the end.

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