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Who else is sick of all the Bledsoe talk? I think the following will clearly show that it is a big waste of time.

 

Here's Drew looking like a great big dork:

http://www.wsvn.com/images/news_articles/a...rew_bledsoe.jpg

I mean, who cares right? Except maybe for a laugh.

 

Now here's a shot of Charlize Theron:

http://www.charlizeonline.com/photos/new11...e-theron-16.jpg

 

I rest my case. Thank you very much.

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Bah, it's all about the backdrop! I mean, common man, who ever looks good in front of the Dunkin Donuts logo?! :devil:

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Bah, it's all about the backdrop!  I mean, common man, who ever looks good in front of the Dunkin Donuts logo?! :D

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:devil:

True. To be fair, I really should have compared similar poses. Damn, this football analysis stuff is hard!

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WOW.....THAT is an awesome photo! (Charlize's)

 

Now....have her naked in bed with a box of donuts and life is great!

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and beer, gotta have the beer. :devil:

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:devil:

True.  To be fair, I really should have compared similar poses.  Damn, this football analysis stuff is hard!

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Only if you change her pose to match....

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and beer, gotta have the beer.  :devil:

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But what if you could only have one of the three?

 

You eventually run out of the beer and donuts.

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CHARLIZE THERON SCENARIOS:

Ok, here's what I see having to happen for me to have sex with Charlize Theron this year. As I see it, I'm gonna need 5 of these 6 things to happen:

 

1. Somehow 75% of the world's most attractive males spontaneously get leprosy

2. Collapse of world economy, causing Pavement cd's to be the single most valuable form of currency

3. World War III happens and it turns out only super-hot blonde movie stars and dorky Buffalo Bills fans are immune to radiation poisoning.

4. I win a bet with Bill Gates, so we switch bank accounts

5. She finally reads all of my love letters and discovers that I am charming as hell

6. The Jets lose all 4 of their remaining games and I kidnap Charlize Theron

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