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  1. 1. Is it bigger or smaller than Sputnik?



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Sino-Russian scientists have measured Fitz's head, and have compared it to Sputnik. It is exactly the same size, and, more curiously, is the same temperature on the Kelvin scale. Also, both Sputnik and Fitz's head have been autographed by that famous Sino-Russian, Alexander Mogilny.

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If he was on the Steelers, he could pass for Dark Helmet

 

Bonk

 

 

It's so big, it's preventing him from getting more than 2 inches of height in his celebratory jump in this picture.

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And he's got a Harvard degree, played in the NFL, and has millions in the bank. Not a bad resume. How does yours look? And let's see your picture Brad Pitt so we can see if all your body parts are perfectly shaped.

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And he's got a Harvard degree, played in the NFL, and has millions in the bank. Not a bad resume. How does yours look? And let's see your picture Brad Pitt so we can see if all your body parts are perfectly shaped.

 

You're right, I was wrong to make fun. Also, earlier in the thread I came clean that my head is also rather large. (I wear a size 7 7/8 hat.)

 

BTW, if people think this thread is mean spirited, that is not my intent. Cornelius, you're right that Ryan has more success in his pinky than I've got in my whole body. I think Ryan, being a smart guy would be able to take a little ribbing. (I know my friends and I would make fun of each other if one of us had that noggin.)

Edited by Captain Caveman
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Anyone that is seriously offended by this thread can go F&@K themselves!!! This is the most fun I've had as a Bills fan in the last 10 freaking years. If it really bothers you, then you take things too seriously and need some professional help. Or maybe you've got a bobble head of your own.

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You're right, I was wrong to make fun. Also, earlier in the thread I came clean that my head is also rather large. (I wear a size 7 7/8 hat.)

 

BTW, if people think this thread is mean spirited, that is not my intent. Cornelius, you're right that Ryan has more success in his pinky than I've got in my whole body. I think Ryan, being a smart guy would be able to take a little ribbing. (I know my friends and I would make fun of each other if one of us had that noggin.)

People are a bit irascible these days, Captain - myself included. There's been a river of slime running under Two Bills Drive since the Miami loss, and the stuff is pure concentrated evil.

 

Thanks for providing the first bit of comic relief in over a week! :thumbsup:

 

(I have a feeling we're gonna need more. :( )

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