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In my video game life I have saved the earth and univers multiple times, I have traveled to distant planets, battled evil wizards for pieces of a triforce, learned how to play and what an ocarina is, taken on giagantic mutant turtles named Bowser, and have even managed to get Chun Li to open her legs for me, by holding down for three seconds and then pushing up with a kick button.....

 

But I have NEVER played a more unrealistic game in my life than Madden 2011...

 

Bills 89

Saints 56

 

Stat Line:

Passing:

Trent Edwards 33/40 670yds 82% 16.7 avg. 11td 1 int QB Rating 147.9

 

Receiving:

CJ Spiller 18rec 358yds 19.8 avg. 8td

L.Evans 6 rec 128yds 21.3 avg. 3td

S. Nelson 4rec 117yds 29.2 ave. 0td

 

Defense:

A. Maybin 8 sacks... nuff said

 

Only dose of realism:

Defense surrendered 471 yards of offense

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Sounds to me like u need to get a job, and then maybe u will have money to go out and discover what a woman is. It's kinda cool, u take them out, get them drunk, then hold down for 3 seconds and instead of kicking them........well u will see!

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In my video game life I have saved the earth and univers multiple times, I have traveled to distant planets, battled evil wizards for pieces of a triforce, learned how to play and what an ocarina is, taken on giagantic mutant turtles named Bowser, and have even managed to get Chun Li to open her legs for me, by holding down for three seconds and then pushing up with a kick button.....

 

But I have NEVER played a more unrealistic game in my life than Madden 2011...

 

Bills 89

Saints 56

 

Stat Line:

Passing:

Trent Edwards 33/40 670yds 82% 16.7 avg. 11td 1 int QB Rating 147.9

 

Receiving:

CJ Spiller 18rec 358yds 19.8 avg. 8td

L.Evans 6 rec 128yds 21.3 avg. 3td

S. Nelson 4rec 117yds 29.2 ave. 0td

 

Defense:

A. Maybin 8 sacks... nuff said

 

Only dose of realism:

Defense surrendered 471 yards of offense

two words:

 

GROW UP

 

two additional:

 

who cares!

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two words:

 

GROW UP

 

two additional:

 

who cares!

 

Why everybody trashing this guys post? It's more Bills/Buffalo/NFL relevant then the Yankees posts we will start to see in a couple of weeks.

 

Go Bills!

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Why everybody trashing this guys post? It's more Bills/Buffalo/NFL relevant then the Yankees posts we will start to see in a couple of weeks.

 

Go Bills!

 

Because most people are kind of pricks when it comes down to it.

 

As for Madden, if you play it on the ALL MADDEN mode, it is pretty realistic, more often than not. Big difference between ALL MADDEN and ALL-PRO mode. I have only played the new game a handful of times, but, I noticed, in ALL-PRO mode, the Bills receivers can catch pretty much anything. In ALL MADDEN, they can't catch a thing. Also, the QB, no matter who you choose behind center, has far less time to get passes off.

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I like the new Madden. I'm not necessarily looking for realism (I get enough of the real Bills during the regular season), though I also only play a couple hours a week and only online against other people. My guess is that people who buy it to play lots of regular seasons against the computer or others may be into it for a different reason.

Posted

Wow, lots of depressing responses....

 

Anyone who plays video games needs to grow up? Anyone who plays video games doesn't have sex?

 

Pretty low guys, pretty low.

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Wow, lots of depressing responses....

 

Anyone who plays video games needs to grow up? Anyone who plays video games doesn't have sex?

 

Pretty low guys, pretty low.

 

 

Some people enjoy video games...some people enjoy perusing message boards, looking for people to bully...

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In my video game life I have saved the earth and univers multiple times, I have traveled to distant planets, battled evil wizards for pieces of a triforce, learned how to play and what an ocarina is, taken on giagantic mutant turtles named Bowser, and have even managed to get Chun Li to open her legs for me, by holding down for three seconds and then pushing up with a kick button.....

 

 

holding down for three seconds and then pushing up with a kick button.....??????

 

That sounds like a lot of work. All Beerboy had to do was wink.

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@ Dork, I'm guessing the view of video games changes significantly depending on the age group one falls into. Those who are 30+ probably tend to have a very different view of them than those who are in their 20s or (especially) in their teens.

Posted

I did not buy it this year because EA has stopped trying to make the game. They do as little as possible to the game each year and expect that we wont care. Its going to take a long time for madden to be realistic.

Posted

thats because ea tiburon is gay, they pick favorites and make them superhumans. I like NCAA franchise way better. Look at these guys hating on video games, who doesnt play some sort of video game nowadays.

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Internet message board nerds telling other internet message board nerds to 'Grow Up'. Classic.

 

But agreed, who cares.

I don't make posts about video game....video game

 

I have a job, pay taxes, raise a family...

 

do something that shows you have a life

 

I don't talk about no point video games...

so all you ganmers need to move out of momma house and contribute to society instead of talking about the nonrealism of a video game...hense it's a video game and not real life! Want realism, put a helmet on and go get hit by someone

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I don't make posts about video game....video game

 

I have a job, pay taxes, raise a family...

 

do something that shows you have a life

 

I don't talk about no point video games...

so all you ganmers need to move out of momma house and contribute to society instead of talking about the nonrealism of a video game...hense it's a video game and not real life! Want realism, put a helmet on and go get hit by someone

 

Right, you have important business to take care of... like responding to message board posts about video games, and judging people you've never met because they spend their leisure time differently than you. Gotcha.

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I don't make posts about video game....video game

 

I have a job, pay taxes, raise a family...

 

do something that shows you have a life

 

I don't talk about no point video games...

so all you ganmers need to move out of momma house and contribute to society instead of talking about the nonrealism of a video game...hense it's a video game and not real life! Want realism, put a helmet on and go get hit by someone

 

I forgot that playing a video game requires 24 of the 24 available hours in a day. I'm 22 years old and play video games for about 2 -3 hours a week, and amazingly, I also work 30 hours a week at a local bank, work out 5 days a week, and I'm pursuing my MBA at Canisius.

 

I know this all seems impossible, but let me explain it to you slowly. I sleep 7 hours a day, thereby leaving 6 hours for work, 1 hour for the gym, and 4 hours for school. Add in about 2 hours of travel and eating, and we arrive at 13 hours. OMG.....can you believe it....there is still 4 hours left in the day for free time. I do still live with my parents, however I have a brand new car, free food, and I will be graduating from Canisius College without owing $1 for student loans. If you don't believe me on any of this here is a link to my facebook. I am almost willing guarantee that I am in better shape than you have ever been in, and amazingly I do it while playing video games for a couple of hours a week. Maybe next time you should actually think before being a douche to a guy over the internet.

 

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=626695340#!/settings/?tab=privacy&ref=mb

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