\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 http://host.madison.com/ct/news/local/crime_and_courts/article_aec51160-bcef-11df-be8f-001cc4c03286.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 This story reminds me of the old 'Bum Fights' website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his pack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?", he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a birdMoses?" "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiller Jesus." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Maybe he should change his stage name to EL CABONG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Maybe he should change his stage name to EL CABONG! Everybody's The Critic: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Everybody's The Critic: youtube.com/watch?v=ce_PIZ_8bXg I love The Critic. Bought the box set a couple years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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