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I officially nominate this for Greatest Thread Ever. I'll have to think of one myself.

 

Ok how about this one.

 

The Bills squish the Fish.

Pats and Jets show their weakness.

ESPN cries.

Posted (edited)

hot dogs on the grill

beer and games and girls in shorts

glorious football

 

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endlessly waiting

the bathroom line never moves

just go in the lot

 

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the wildcat is fierce

as the bison is helpless

predator and prey

 

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drunken fans begin

their chorus of boos and jeers

in the third quarter

 

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angrily honking

sad fans wait through the traffic

in disappointment

 

 

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smoke slowly rises

as ricky williams lights his

pipe of victory

 

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Edited by Benjamin Barker
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hot dogs on the grill

drinking ten beers before none

glorious football

 

---

 

endlessly waiting

the bathroom line never moves

just go in the lot

 

---

 

angrily honking

sad fans wait through the traffic

in disappointment

 

---

 

drunken fans start up

their chorus of boos and jeers

in the third quarter

 

---

 

smoke slowly rises

as ricky williams lights his

pipe of victory

 

---

 

 

Sure, you aren't a troll. Your a big Bills supporter.

 

Right.

Posted (edited)

Dolphins cheerleaders

Do they travel to road games

If so rape at Hyatt

 

edit: pronounced like Sabres defensemen to secure 5 syllable last line....thank you!

Edited by Clip Smith
Posted

if you guys dont know, a haiku is 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third

 

a lot of these are not haikus

 

 

Yes. some of these posters need to go back to school.

 

And others should go back to the Phins board they came from.

Posted

Yes. some of these posters need to go back to school.

 

And others should go back to the Phins board they came from.

 

even if you dont like my opinions, you have to admit my collected poetry is a cut above :)

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Yes. some of these posters need to go back to school.

 

And others should go back to the Phins board they came from.

 

Benjamin Barker

Is a Dolphan fat troll, Please

get off our board now.

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