Week 1 Haiku

[dbringer]

I haven't seen the Week 1 Haiku topic started yet, so here goes:

 

Trent returns to form

CJ Spiller looks good, too

Miami will lose

[PromoTheRobot]

Experts say Bills stink.

They find strength from disrespect

Fins will learn first-hand.

 

PTR

[dollars 2 donuts]

Buf says "How do you?"

To Chan Gaileys' Bills debut

... easy on the "boos"

 

 

 

I know haikus don't have to rhyme, that was just a bonus.

 

Edited September 8, 2010 by dollars 2 donuts

[Haven Moses]

I hate Miami

That is all you need to know

Let's go Buffalo

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

I hate Miami

God how I hate Miami

Die and rot Dolphins

[Fitzmagic]

The Palm Tree B*tches

Shuffle North to Buffalo

Henne on I.R.

[LeviF]

The orange and teal

Traveling north to Bills land

We're making sushi.

[stony]

Ribs and Beer Taste Great

Trent Just Threw For Three Hundred

I Just Pooped My Pants

[BigDaddy12]

As the season starts

Bills predicted to lose games

Under the radar

[Coach Klein]

Go to hell Dolphins

Buffalo will kick your ass

Chad Henne likes men

[Fitzmagic]

Ricky smokes the weed

he is very, very high...

...Very, very high...

[RI Bills Fan]

Miami Freaking Dolphins

Travel north to Buffalo

Squish the Fish!

[Gugny]

Trent gets final shot

O-line makes holes for CJ

Bills go one and oh

[Conch]

In the lot

wings, chicks and beer

win? who cares

[Cereal]

We've drank the Kool-aid

We'll still be at all the games

Time to rock and roll!

[Wagon Circler]

Ribs and Beer Taste Great

Trent Just Threw For Three Hundred

I Just Pooped My Pants

LOL

[BuffaloATL]

I Can't Wait to Prove

All Those Effin' Bloggers Wrong

Bills Thirty, Fish Three

Edited September 8, 2010 by BuffaloATL

[lets_go_bills]

Go Bills, squish the fish;

Teal and orange look very gay;

Man I hate the fish.

[BuffaloATL]

Ribs and Beer Taste Great

Trent Just Threw For Three Hundred

I Just Pooped My Pants

 

[CountDorkula]

Show me the baby!

No More Dolphin safe tuna!

Undefeated Still!