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No not yet, sorry for being a dick but how long before this statement is true now that Iran is going nuke?

I say within 24 hours.

 

 

it's Aug 21st about 2am in Iran right now so I'd say they got 6-12 hours depending on how much vodka is being consumed.

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What's the tinfoil helmet thing from?

 

 

Don't go all nj sue on me here...

 

Tom's an infamous nut. Nuts wear tinfoil helmets. He claims to have information. Need I go on? :thumbsup:

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Don't go all nj sue on me here...

 

Tom's an infamous nut. Nuts wear tinfoil helmets. He claims to have information. Need I go on? :w00t:

 

I wasn't sure, given your old avatar, if that was from a movie.

 

My wife thinks I'm a nut for keeping large quantities of dry goods in case the power grids fry or something prevents grocieries from getting to the stores. Maybe I should stockpile some foil. :thumbsup:

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I wasn't sure, given your old avatar, if that was from a movie.

 

My wife thinks I'm a nut for keeping large quantities of dry goods in case the power grids fry or something prevents grocieries from getting to the stores. Maybe I should stockpile some foil. :thumbsup:

The tinfoil hat thing is because some people are convinced the government is controlling everyone with secret radio transmissions directly to the brain, and wearing a metal hat will stop it. Believe me, they exist[the nuts, not the radio waves]

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I wasn't sure, given your old avatar, if that was from a movie.

 

My wife thinks I'm a nut for keeping large quantities of dry goods in case the power grids fry or something prevents grocieries from getting to the stores. Maybe I should stockpile some foil. :thumbsup:

that "something" will most likely be a pandemic...you might be well served by your dry goods but tamiflu will probably be most useful..the tinfoil hats- not so much.

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The tinfoil hat thing is because some people are convinced the government is controlling everyone with secret radio transmissions directly to the brain, and wearing a metal hat will stop it. Believe me, they exist[the nuts, not the radio waves]

 

Little do they know that tinfoil amplifies those said waves ...

 

... as if government really wants to manipulate those who are afraid they're being manipulated ...

 

... that's what TV is for, dumbasses.

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it's Aug 21st about 2am in Iran right now so I'd say they got 6-12 hours depending on how much vodka is being consumed.

Daytime bombing runs. Yeah I don't think so.

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Daytime bombing runs. Yeah I don't think so.

Only making a little fun of the fact that some don't get that there is a time difference, oh and the horses ass Bolton's deadline.

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Little do they know that tinfoil amplifies those said waves ...

 

... as if government really wants to manipulate those who are afraid they're being manipulated ...

 

... that's what TV is for, dumbasses.

I actually prefer not to wear my hat. Soothing messages all day. However I intercepted a transmission to my dog and learned he is a CIA operative sent to assassinate me- I better fix that right now...

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I actually prefer not to wear my hat. Soothing messages all day. However I intercepted a transmission to my dog and learned he is a CIA operative sent to assassinate me- I better fix that right now...

 

Marinate him first.

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