Greg Gabriel's quick takes on last night's game

[Coach Tuesday]

http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/ColtsB...e-thoughts.html

 

Nothing Earth-shattering, just passing along...

[thebug]

Oh no, he used the word poised! Here they come.

[bills44]

he writes as if he's a 3rd grader.

 

"Last night, I watched a football game. It was fun. The Bills won, 34-21. CJ Spiller is my new favorite player."

[thebug]

he writes as if he's a 3rd grader.

 

"Last night, I watched a football game. It was fun. The Bills won, 34-21. CJ Spiller is my new favorite player."

 

 

He must have known the TBD crowd would be reading it.

[tbonestake]

Oh no, he used the word poised! Here they come.

 

 

Did he mean to say 'Chroised' -speaking of him, where is the Chroisen now?

[McD]

Wow.... you're not kidding when you say he writes like a 3rd grader. Lol, there's no flow at ALL to that piece It's like a robot is speaking, or like it's coming off a teletype machine.

[Phil Hansen Forever]

Wow.... you're not kidding when you say he writes like a 3rd grader. Lol, there's no flow at ALL to that piece It's like a robot is speaking, or like it's coming off a teletype machine.

 

I was thinking the same thing. My grandson is in 3rd grade and writes much better than that idiot. His sentences were disjointed and at times I wasn't sure what he was trying to say.

[crazyDingo]

I read his article. It was on the internet. I read it because it was on the internet. I like to read. It is fun. The End.

[San Jose Bills Fan]

I read his article. It was on the internet. I read it because it was on the internet. I like to read. It is fun. The End.

LOL!

 

Good stuff and thanks to Coach T for posting.

 

Definitely amusing due to the writer's wooden style.

 

Check out this attempt at humor:

 

"Being that the game was played in Canada, it started out like a Canadian League game. It was 21–14 Buffalo at the end of the first quarter."

 

The piece definitely needed an audible laugh track.

 

I hate to pile on Gabriel.

 

He's a native son.

 

And he's lauded as a top personnel guy.

 

But it goes to show.

 

Achievement in one area does not always apply to another.

 

It's like his brain is hard wired to limit syllables per sentence.

 

I remember a thread we had in the past.

 

The write a quote like Coach Jauron thread.

 

It was hilarious.

 

Maybe we can do a write like Greg Gabriel thread.

 

Now I'm doing it.

 

How do I stop?

 

Maybe if I try writing like I'm Schonert's red zone offense.

 

Ha. Ha. Ha.

[The Dean]

You wouldn't be laughing at him if you knew how much money he made from his Dick and Jane series.

[Whites Bay]

I've just re-read early Hemingway.

 

I'm at home with Gabriel's article.

 

I have nothing else to say.