Coach Tuesday Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/ColtsB...e-thoughts.html Nothing Earth-shattering, just passing along... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Oh no, he used the word poised! Here they come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills44 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 he writes as if he's a 3rd grader. "Last night, I watched a football game. It was fun. The Bills won, 34-21. CJ Spiller is my new favorite player." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 he writes as if he's a 3rd grader. "Last night, I watched a football game. It was fun. The Bills won, 34-21. CJ Spiller is my new favorite player." He must have known the TBD crowd would be reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbonestake Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Oh no, he used the word poised! Here they come. Did he mean to say 'Chroised' -speaking of him, where is the Chroisen now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McD Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Wow.... you're not kidding when you say he writes like a 3rd grader. Lol, there's no flow at ALL to that piece It's like a robot is speaking, or like it's coming off a teletype machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Hansen Forever Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Wow.... you're not kidding when you say he writes like a 3rd grader. Lol, there's no flow at ALL to that piece It's like a robot is speaking, or like it's coming off a teletype machine. I was thinking the same thing. My grandson is in 3rd grade and writes much better than that idiot. His sentences were disjointed and at times I wasn't sure what he was trying to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 I read his article. It was on the internet. I read it because it was on the internet. I like to read. It is fun. The End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 I read his article. It was on the internet. I read it because it was on the internet. I like to read. It is fun. The End. LOL! Good stuff and thanks to Coach T for posting. Definitely amusing due to the writer's wooden style. Check out this attempt at humor: "Being that the game was played in Canada, it started out like a Canadian League game. It was 21–14 Buffalo at the end of the first quarter." The piece definitely needed an audible laugh track. I hate to pile on Gabriel. He's a native son. And he's lauded as a top personnel guy. But it goes to show. Achievement in one area does not always apply to another. It's like his brain is hard wired to limit syllables per sentence. I remember a thread we had in the past. The write a quote like Coach Jauron thread. It was hilarious. Maybe we can do a write like Greg Gabriel thread. Now I'm doing it. How do I stop? Maybe if I try writing like I'm Schonert's red zone offense. Ha. Ha. Ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 You wouldn't be laughing at him if you knew how much money he made from his Dick and Jane series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites Bay Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 I've just re-read early Hemingway. I'm at home with Gabriel's article. I have nothing else to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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