JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 For me it would be either James Gandolfini or Jason Alexander - I've been told I look like both of 'em.
Cugalabanza Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 For me, it would probably be Jeremy Sisto. I get that a lot. Or possibly Steven Weber. I've had a few people say I look like him too. Both of these guys are kind of douchey, so I wouldn't expect it to be a very good movie. If you went solely on personality, you'd have to find a combination of Woody Allen, Crispin Glover, Charlie Brown and Ernie from Sesame St.
Jim in Anchorage Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 I had a movie done about me years ago. The actors where brilliant, played me
ACor58 Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 I get Kevin James a lot, mostly because I am hilarious.
HopsGuy Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 Jason Statham It would be a stretch for him to act as boring as me, though. Not sure he has that range.
Cugalabanza Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 Peter Sellers. Hmmm... That's interesting. Even though we've never met, I've always gotten kind of a Jack Lemmon vibe from you.
shrader Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 I would want to be played by a monkey. Someone really needs to make a movie with a 100% monkey cast. Is that one that tore that woman's face off last year still alive? I want him.
stuckincincy Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 Hmmm... That's interesting. Even though we've never met, I've always gotten kind of a Jack Lemmon vibe from you. Thank you - a better choice. I really wanted David Niven or Maurice Chevalier, but alas... And you? Perhaps Jacques Tati?
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 I'd be played by the most underrated actor of all time, Dolph Lundgren. The movie would be me (Dolph) as a police officer chasing down Hossage (played by Danny DeVito) after he commits unspeakable crimes against Dakota Fanning (as herself). There's also a love story with me and a sexy DNA lab tech (Scarlett Johansson). The film is basically crime fighting, full penetration, crime fighting, full penetration, and then it just sorta...ends.
Cugalabanza Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 And you? Perhaps Jacques Tati? I'm embarrassed to say I had to look him up. I'm thinking he could do a good job. I think the story of my life would work well as a kooky farce.
LeviF Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 I'd be played by the most underrated actor of all time, Dolph Lundgren. The movie would be me (Dolph) as a police officer chasing down Hossage (played by Danny DeVito) after he commits unspeakable crimes against Dakota Fanning (as herself). There's also a love story with me and a sexy DNA lab tech (Scarlett Johansson). The film is basically crime fighting, full penetration, crime fighting, full penetration, and then it just sorta...ends. "I cannot be defeated. I defeat all man." I'll never forgive the Rocky writers for killing off Apollo Creed.
DC Tom Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 Alec Baldwin. He looks so much like me that I've been asked for autographs before. I have his picture on my facebook profile, and people who know me say "Hey, that's a really good picture of you!"
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted August 16, 2010 Author Posted August 16, 2010 I would want to be played by a monkey. Someone really needs to make a movie with a 100% monkey cast. Lancelot Link, anyone?
The Dean Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 Peter Sellers. Hmmm... That's interesting. Even though we've never met, I've always gotten kind of a Jack Lemmon vibe from you. Two of the greatest actors of my lifetime. As for me, well when I was in my 30's it was decided by my fellow co-workers that Howie Mandell would play me. But that's when I was quite a bit thinner and when Howie had hair. We didn't look exactly alike, but there was a resemblance in more than one way. Now, if you were going to cast by looks alone, Harvey Fierstein might get the nod. He'd really have to act to play me, though. Of course, The Senator's pick for me has always been This Guy.
GoodBye Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 I've been told that I look like Diane Lane, so probably her.
DC Tom Posted August 16, 2010 Posted August 16, 2010 I've been told that I look like Diane Lane, so probably her. Only one way to be sure: show us your hooters. Diane would.
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