JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 For me it would be either James Gandolfini or Jason Alexander - I've been told I look like both of 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Chuck Norris. . . WIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 For me, it would probably be Jeremy Sisto. I get that a lot. Or possibly Steven Weber. I've had a few people say I look like him too. Both of these guys are kind of douchey, so I wouldn't expect it to be a very good movie. If you went solely on personality, you'd have to find a combination of Woody Allen, Crispin Glover, Charlie Brown and Ernie from Sesame St. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 I had a movie done about me years ago. The actors where brilliant, played me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Peter Sellers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACor58 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 I get Kevin James a lot, mostly because I am hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Jason Statham It would be a stretch for him to act as boring as me, though. Not sure he has that range. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Gary Cooper, even though I'm not dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Peter Sellers. Hmmm... That's interesting. Even though we've never met, I've always gotten kind of a Jack Lemmon vibe from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 I would want to be played by a monkey. Someone really needs to make a movie with a 100% monkey cast. Is that one that tore that woman's face off last year still alive? I want him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Hmmm... That's interesting. Even though we've never met, I've always gotten kind of a Jack Lemmon vibe from you. Thank you - a better choice. I really wanted David Niven or Maurice Chevalier, but alas... And you? Perhaps Jacques Tati? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 I'd be played by the most underrated actor of all time, Dolph Lundgren. The movie would be me (Dolph) as a police officer chasing down Hossage (played by Danny DeVito) after he commits unspeakable crimes against Dakota Fanning (as herself). There's also a love story with me and a sexy DNA lab tech (Scarlett Johansson). The film is basically crime fighting, full penetration, crime fighting, full penetration, and then it just sorta...ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 And you? Perhaps Jacques Tati? I'm embarrassed to say I had to look him up. I'm thinking he could do a good job. I think the story of my life would work well as a kooky farce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 I'd be played by the most underrated actor of all time, Dolph Lundgren. The movie would be me (Dolph) as a police officer chasing down Hossage (played by Danny DeVito) after he commits unspeakable crimes against Dakota Fanning (as herself). There's also a love story with me and a sexy DNA lab tech (Scarlett Johansson). The film is basically crime fighting, full penetration, crime fighting, full penetration, and then it just sorta...ends. "I cannot be defeated. I defeat all man." I'll never forgive the Rocky writers for killing off Apollo Creed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Alec Baldwin. He looks so much like me that I've been asked for autographs before. I have his picture on my facebook profile, and people who know me say "Hey, that's a really good picture of you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted August 16, 2010 Author Share Posted August 16, 2010 I would want to be played by a monkey. Someone really needs to make a movie with a 100% monkey cast. Lancelot Link, anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Peter Sellers. Hmmm... That's interesting. Even though we've never met, I've always gotten kind of a Jack Lemmon vibe from you. Two of the greatest actors of my lifetime. As for me, well when I was in my 30's it was decided by my fellow co-workers that Howie Mandell would play me. But that's when I was quite a bit thinner and when Howie had hair. We didn't look exactly alike, but there was a resemblance in more than one way. Now, if you were going to cast by looks alone, Harvey Fierstein might get the nod. He'd really have to act to play me, though. Of course, The Senator's pick for me has always been This Guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 I've been told that I look like Diane Lane, so probably her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Clint Howard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 I've been told that I look like Diane Lane, so probably her. Only one way to be sure: show us your hooters. Diane would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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