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Imagine that: looks like a D-bag, is a D-bag. Thanks for reinforcing stereotypes loser.

 

 

Flat brimmed hat? Check.

Flat brimmed hat cocked to the side? Check.

Hipster japanese font on hat? Check.

Stupid lip ornamentation? Check.

Half hearted attempt to catch ball aborted at the last second? Check.

Piss-poor excuse about losing it in lights? Check.

 

Yep John, he's a d-bag. :)

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Thanks, Dean! :)

 

 

The little hottie looks like a good friend of mine (and The Senator's).

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Flat brimmed hat? Check.

Flat brimmed hat cocked to the side? Check.

Hipster japanese font on hat? Check.

Half hearted attempt to catch ball aborted at the last second? Check.

Piss-poor excuse about losing it in lights? Check.

 

Yep John, he's a d-bag. :)

 

You forgot:

 

Puts sunglasses on during interview? Check

 

Hot chicks love D-bags.

 

I was coming in here to post the exact same thing.

 

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

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This. Women like to think they don't think with their gonads, but they do as well.

 

Then again, this might run contrary in this case. Women love D-bags, because they are typically more aggressive, and instinct tells women to find the guy who can best provide for/protect her, from a physical perspective.

 

So shouldn't that eliminate prissy guys who run away from foul balls from the hot chick gene pool?

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Then again, this might run contrary in this case. Women love D-bags, because they are typically more aggressive, and instinct tells women to find the guy who can best provide for/protect her.

 

So shouldn't that eliminate prissy guys who run away from foul balls from the hot chick gene pool?

 

So maybe the chick in question is confused because this guy looks like a d-bag. Perhaps she never had a chance to evaluate the d-bag prior to attending the game, and just let the ovaries signal "let's roll?"

 

I don't know, but the guy is a candy-ass in addition to his d-bag status. How proud that girls dad must be of her selection of dates. <_<

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