The Dean Posted August 6, 2010 Posted August 6, 2010 How/when did "douche" become a term of deridement? Douches are good, no? I think if I were to die and come back as an inanimate object, I would prefer that over say, a toilet brush. Years ago I worked with a very cool woman bartending at a yacht club. She also worked at another bar, which I would visit on occasion. Whenever I'd enter she's shout: "Mr. Massengill, what'll it be? Vinegar and Water again, you douchebag?" She was one funny hose monkey.
yungmack Posted August 6, 2010 Posted August 6, 2010 He doesn't care about the Bills or the city of Buffalo!! He is a greeedy POS!! Yeahh string em up..........oh wait what was that? He signed? Spiller is the greatest thing since wings and mighty taco, I knew he wouldn't let us down. I just ordered my jersey!!!! Go Bills!!!
Spiderweb Posted August 6, 2010 Posted August 6, 2010 He doesn't care about the Bills or the city of Buffalo!! He is a greeedy POS!! Yeahh string em up..........oh wait what was that? He signed? Spiller is the greatest thing since wings and mighty taco, I knew he wouldn't let us down. I just ordered my jersey!!!! Go Bills!!! Hey wait a minute there! Spiller may well be a future HOF'er, but better than Mighty Taco or Chicken Wings? That was one sacrilegious statement there fella............
flomoe Posted August 6, 2010 Posted August 6, 2010 Years ago I worked with a very cool woman bartending at a yacht club. She also worked at another bar, which I would visit on occasion. Whenever I'd enter she's shout: "Mr. Massengill, what'll it be? Vinegar and Water again, you douchebag?" She was one funny hose monkey. That's some funny **** there Mr Dean. I am curious though, does anyone know the details of the incentives? I'm sure they're out there, I just haven't looked anywhere else yet.
BobChalmers Posted August 6, 2010 Posted August 6, 2010 Its like heaven without the waiting brother.... You'd be hard pressed to find better looking women. UGA is ridiculous if you like blond hair and blue eyed country girls. I miss college. Seriously - who didn't know FSU was famous for the babes??? When I went there the Female-Male ratio was over 2:1. FSU was originally the Florida Women's College, so there was a lot of legacy. It's down to something like 55:45 girls these days, I gather. (FSU '86 - far too long ago )
BobChalmers Posted August 6, 2010 Posted August 6, 2010 He instantly becomes our best player Dunno - he's got to get past Moorman. I am actually somewhat serious about that.
Bufcomments Posted August 6, 2010 Posted August 6, 2010 OK I glad it is done. Cant wait to see him play.
San Jose Bills Fan Posted August 6, 2010 Posted August 6, 2010 Outstanding! (Haven't heard that joke in quite a long time.) So, the Bills are NOT the last team to sign their #1 choice and there was no protracted holdout. Still I bet the same douche-nozzles who whined about the Bills FO screwing up every year will use this as another FAIL next year. Yeah, unfortunately we're old enough to remember that one. Quick question: Douche nozzle. Better or worse than the bag? How/when did "douche" become a term of deridement? Douches are good, no? I think if I were to die and come back as an inanimate object, I would prefer that over say, a toilet brush. So…we should start calling our troll friends toilet brushes? Years ago I worked with a very cool woman bartending at a yacht club. She also worked at another bar, which I would visit on occasion. Whenever I'd enter she's shout: "Mr. Massengill, what'll it be? Vinegar and Water again, you douchebag?" She was one funny hose monkey. LOL Dunno - he's got to get past Moorman. I am actually somewhat serious about that. Maybe next year they'll send out those ticket mailers with a photo of Spiller throwing a halfback option pass out of our own end zone. edit: Or more likely, a quick kick.
vincec Posted August 6, 2010 Posted August 6, 2010 Finally! I'm very curious to see how the carries start getting distributed in practice. There are some pretty good backs in there already.
cfbillsfan Posted August 6, 2010 Posted August 6, 2010 Alright. Everyone back on your heads. LOL, always loved that one!!!!! GO BILLS!!!!
Mark Vader Posted August 6, 2010 Posted August 6, 2010 Aww man, now we have to find something new to panic about. Never fear Sage, we are just 7 days away from our game against the Redskins. Once that game ends, this board will go back to it's normal state of panic.
BUFFALOTONE Posted August 6, 2010 Posted August 6, 2010 Hey wait a minute there! Spiller may well be a future HOF'er, but better than Mighty Taco or Chicken Wings? That was one sacrilegious statement there fella............ I know, I know....I reached.
jester43 Posted August 6, 2010 Posted August 6, 2010 Alright. Everyone back on your heads. you mean "back on your MEDS."
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted August 6, 2010 Posted August 6, 2010 you mean "back on your MEDS." They keep typing "heads." Maybe we missed something.
drewkapln Posted August 6, 2010 Posted August 6, 2010 Hey everyone, I'm new here...been a Bills fan my whole young life (21)!! This is excellent news, Spiller is really going to help us out!!! Now get your behind to camp young man!!!
thebug Posted August 6, 2010 Posted August 6, 2010 Now CUT HIM! Give him his money and show him the door. He's has done nothing and is clearly a bust!
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