SageAgainstTheMachine Posted July 27, 2010 Posted July 27, 2010 I hear he also craps his pants. Good to see you've returned. How are things in your Mom's basement?
Just Jack Posted July 27, 2010 Posted July 27, 2010 I happen to know Chef Jim has some excellent toast receipes. I've become a much better toast maker with some of the tips he has given me on proper toaster usage.
Chandler#81 Posted July 27, 2010 Posted July 27, 2010 I happen to know Chef Jim has some excellent toast receipes. I've become a much better toast maker with some of the tips he has given me on proper toaster usage. Don't forget to unplug your toaster before leaving the house. <energy saving tip, courtesy of your local electricity provider> BTW, Chef Jim rules! 'Helloooo chil-ren'
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted July 27, 2010 Posted July 27, 2010 Don't forget to unplug your toaster before leaving the house. <energy saving tip, courtesy of your local electricity provider> BTW, Chef Jim rules! 'Helloooo chil-ren' Don't forget to bring a towel...
BuffaloBill Posted July 27, 2010 Posted July 27, 2010 I happen to know Chef Jim has some excellent toast receipes. I've become a much better toast maker with some of the tips he has given me on proper toaster usage. Perhaps he should author a toast making book or even start a toast blog. I'm looking forward to reading the chapter about pairing toast and wine.
BB27 Posted July 27, 2010 Posted July 27, 2010 mmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhh Toast..... In my best Homer Simpson immitation.
The Dean Posted July 27, 2010 Posted July 27, 2010 I happen to know Chef Jim has some excellent toast receipes. I've become a much better toast maker with some of the tips he has given me on proper toaster usage. And considering what he does in his pants, I suspect he makes a mean s#it on a shingle!
shrader Posted July 27, 2010 Posted July 27, 2010 Don't forget to bring a towel... You're the worst poster ever
Beerball Posted July 27, 2010 Posted July 27, 2010 I happen to know Chef Jim has some excellent toast receipes. I've become a much better toast maker with some of the tips he has given me on proper toaster usage. Did he tell you about the trick to making the best cimmanon toast?
Cynical Posted July 27, 2010 Posted July 27, 2010 I can feel the love just oozing out of this thread.
justnzane Posted July 27, 2010 Posted July 27, 2010 You're the worst poster ever Morbo congratulates our gargantuan cyborg president. May death come quickly to his enemies.
stuckincincy Posted July 27, 2010 Posted July 27, 2010 I happen to know Chef Jim has some excellent toast receipes. I've become a much better toast maker with some of the tips he has given me on proper toaster usage. I use a toaster oven. I've found that opening up the door after the bars start to glow (mine keeps heating with the door open - I thought they were supposed to shut off) for 30 seconds results in toast approximating what you get at an eatery - substantial on the outside, yet not burnt.
cåblelady Posted July 27, 2010 Posted July 27, 2010 Hellllloooooo dere crackers, why the long faces? Pay no attention to the haters. I still love you.
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