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[Beerball]

famous last words

[erynthered]

Here's a few more.............

 

Thomas Jefferson--still survives...

~~ John Adams, US President, d. July 4, 1826

(Actually, Jefferson had died earlier that same day.)

 

This is the last of earth! I am content.

~~ John Quincy Adams, US President, d. February 21, 1848

 

See in what peace a Christian can die.

~~ Joseph Addison, writer, d. June 17, 1719

 

Is it not meningitis?

~~ Louisa M. Alcott, writer, d. 1888

 

Waiting are they? Waiting are they? Well--let 'em wait.

In response to an attending doctor who attempted to comfort him by saying, "General, I fear the angels are waiting for you."

~~ Ethan Allen, American Revolutionary general, d. 1789

 

Am I dying or is this my birthday?

When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside.

~~ Lady Nancy Astor, d. 1964

 

Nothing, but death.

When asked by her sister, Cassandra, if there was anything she wanted.

~~ Jane Austen, writer, d. July 18, 1817

 

Codeine . . . bourbon.

~~ Tallulah Bankhead, actress, d. December 12, 1968

 

How were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden?

~~ P. T. Barnum, entrepreneur, d. 1891

 

I can't sleep.

~~ James M. Barrie, author, d. 1937

 

Is everybody happy? I want everybody to be happy. I know I'm happy.

~~ Ethel Barrymore, actress, d. June 18, 1959

 

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

~~ John Barrymore, actor, d. May 29, 1942

 

I am ready to die for my Lord, that in my blood the Church may obtain liberty and peace.

~~ Thomas à Becket, Archbishop of Canterbury, d.1170

 

Now comes the mystery.

~~ Henry Ward Beecher, evangelist, d. March 8, 1887

 

 

Friends applaud, the comedy is finished.

~~ Ludwig van Beethoven, composer, d. March 26, 1827

 

 

 

Josephine...

~~ Napoleon Bonaparte, French Emperor, May 5, 1821

 

I am about to -- or I am going to -- die: either expression is correct.

~~ Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, d. 1702

 

Ah, that tastes nice. Thank you.

~~ Johannes Brahms, composer, d. April 3, 1897

 

Oh, I am not going to die, am I? He will not separate us, we have been so happy.

Spoken to her husband of 9 months, Rev. Arthur Nicholls.

~~ Charlotte Bronte, writer, d. March 31, 1855

 

Beautiful.

In reply to her husband who had asked how she felt.

~~ Elizabeth Barrett Browning, writer, d. June 28, 1861

 

Now I shall go to sleep. Goodnight.

~~ Lord George Byron, writer, d. 1824

 

Et tu, Brute?

Assassinated.

~~ Gaius Julius Caesar, Roman Emperor, d. 44 BC

 

I am still alive!

Stabbed to death by his own guards - (as reported by Roman historian Tacitus)

~~ Gaius Caligula, Roman Emperor, d.41 AD

 

Don't let poor Nelly (his mistress, Nell Gwynne) starve.

~~ Charles II, King of England and Scotland, d. 1685

 

Ay Jesus.

~~ Charles V, King of France, d. 1380

 

I am dying. I haven't drunk champagne for a long time.

~~ Anton Pavlovich Chekhov, writer, d. July 1, 1904

 

The earth is suffocating . . . Swear to make them cut me open, so that I won't be buried alive.

Dying of tuberculosis.

~~ Frederic Chopin, composer, d. October 16, 1849

 

I'm bored with it all.

Before slipping into a coma. He died 9 days later.

~~ Winston Churchill, statesman, d. January 24, 1965

 

This time it will be a long one.

~~ Georges Clemenceau, French premier, d. 1929

 

I have tried so hard to do the right.

~~ Grover Cleveland, US President, d. 1908

 

That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted.

~~ Lou Costello, comedian, d. March 3, 1959

 

Goodnight my darlings, I'll see you tomorrow.

~~ Noel Coward, writer, d. 1973

 

Damn it . . . Don't you dare ask God to help me.

To her housekeeper, who had begun to pray aloud.

~~ Joan Crawford, actress, d. May 10, 1977

 

That was a great game of golf, fellers.

~~ Harry Lillis "Bing" Crosby, singer / actor, d. October 14, 1977

 

I am not the least afraid to die.

~~ Charles Darwin, d. April 19, 1882

 

My God. What's happened?

~~ Diana (Spencer), Princess of Wales, d. August 31, 1997

 

I must go in, the fog is rising.

~~ Emily Dickinson, poet, d. 1886

 

Do you hear the rain? Do you hear the rain?

Minutes before her plane crashed.

~~ Jessica Dubroff, seven-year-old pilot, d. 1996

 

Adieu, mes amis. Je vais la gloire.

(Farewell, my friends! I go to glory!)

~~ Isadora Duncan, dancer, d. 1927

 

Please know that I am quite aware of the hazards. Women must try to do things as men have tried. When they fail, their failure must be but a challenge to others.

Last letter to her husband before her last flight.

KHAQQ calling Itasca. We must be on you, but cannot see you. Gas is running low.

Last radio communiqué before her disappearance.

~~ Amelia Earhart, d. 1937

 

It is very beautiful over there.

~~ Thomas Alva Edison, inventor, d. October 18, 1931

 

No, I shall not give in. I shall go on. I shall work to the end.

~~ Edward VII, King of Britain, d. 1910

 

All my possessions for a moment of time.

~~ Elizabeth I, Queen of England, d. 1603

 

I've never felt better.

~~ Douglas Fairbanks, Sr., actor, d. December 12, 1939

 

I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.

~~ Richard Feynman, physicist, d. 1988

 

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

~~ Errol Flynn, actor, d. October 14, 1959

 

A dying man can do nothing easy.

~~ Benjamin Franklin, statesman, d. April 17, 1790

 

Come my little one, and give me your hand.

Spoken to his daughter, Ottilie.

~~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, writer, d. March 22, 1832

 

I know you have come to kill me. Shoot coward, you are only going to kill a man.

Facing his assassin, Mario Teran, a Bolivian soldier.

~~ Ernesto "Che" Guevara, d. October 9, 1967

 

Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.

When asked if he thought dying was tough.

~~ Edmund Gwenn, actor, d. September 6, 1959

 

God will pardon me, that's his line of work.

~~ Heinrich Heine, poet, d. February 15, 1856

 

Turn up the lights, I don't want to go home in the dark.

~~ O. Henry (William Sidney Porter), writer, d. June 4, 1910

 

All is lost. Monks, monks, monks!

~~ Henry VIII, King of England, d. 1547

 

I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

~~ Thomas Hobbes, writer, d. 1679

 

I see black light.

~~ Victor Hugo, writer, d. May 22, 1885

 

Oh, do not cry - be good children and we will all meet in heaven.

~~ Andrew Jackson, US President, d. 1845

 

Let us cross over the river and sit in the shade of the trees.

Killed in error by his own troops at the battle of Chancellorsville during the US Civil War.

~~ General Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson, d. 1863

 

Is it the Fourth?

~~ Thomas Jefferson, US President, d. July 4, 1826

 

Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit.

From Luke 23:46

~~ Jesus Christ

 

Does nobody understand?

~~ James Joyce, writer, d. 1941

 

Why not? Yeah.

~~ Timothy Leary, d. May 31, 1996

 

Now I have finished with all earthly business, and high time too. Yes, yes, my dear child, now comes death.

~~ Franz Leher, composer, d. October 24, 1948

 

A King should die standing.

~~ Louis XVIII, King of France, d. 1824

 

Why do you weep. Did you think I was immortal?

~~ Louis XIV, King of France, d. 1715

 

I am a Queen, but I have not the power to move my arms.

~~ Louise, Queen of Prussia, d. 1820

 

Too late for fruit, too soon for flowers.

~~ Walter De La Mare, writer, d. 1956

 

Let's cool it brothers . . .

Spoken to his assassins, 3 men who shot him 16 times.

~~ Malcolm X, Black leader, d. 1966

 

Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

To his housekeeper, who urged him to tell her his last words so she could write them down for posterity.

~~ Karl Marx, revolutionary, d. 1883

 

I forgive everybody. I pray that everybody may also forgive me, and my blood which is about to be shed will bring peace to Mexico. Long live Mexico! Long Live Independence!

~~ Maximilian, Emperor of Mexico, (Archduke Maximilian of Austria), d. June 11, 1867

 

Nothing matters. Nothing matters.

~~ Louis B. Mayer, film producer, d. October 29, 1957

 

It's all been very interesting.

~~ Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, writer, d. 1762

 

I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room - and God damn it - died in a hotel room.

~~ Eugene O'Neill, writer, d. November 27, 1953

 

Good-bye . . . why am I hemorrhaging?

~~ Boris Pasternak, writer, d. 1959

 

Get my swan costume ready.

~~ Anna Pavlova, ballerina, d. 1931

 

I am curious to see what happens in the next world to one who dies unshriven.

Giving his reasons for refusing to see a priest as he lay dying.

~~ Pietro Perugino, Italian painter, d. 1523

 

Lord help my poor soul.

~~ Edgar Allan Poe, writer, d. October 7, 1849

 

I love you Sarah. For all eternity, I love you.

Spoken to his wife.

~~ James K. Polk, US President, d. 1849

 

Here am I, dying of a hundred good symptoms.

~~ Alexander Pope, writer, d. May 30, 1744

 

I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.

~~ François Rabelais, writer, d. 1553

 

I have a terrific headache.

He died of a cerebral hemorrhage.

~~ Franklin Delano Roosevelt, US President, d. 1945

 

Put out the light.

~~ Theodore Roosevelt, US President, d. 1919

 

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . .

Killed in battle during US Civil War.

~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864

 

Sister, you're trying to keep me alive as an old curiosity, but I'm done, I'm finished, I'm going to die.

Spoken to his nurse.

~~ George Bernard Shaw, playwright, d. November 2, 1950

 

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record . . .

~~ Dylan Thomas, poet, d. 1953

 

Moose . . . Indian . . .

~~ Henry David Thoreau, writer, d. May 6, 1862

 

God bless... God damn.

~~ James Thurber, humorist, d. 1961

 

I feel here that this time they have succeeded.

~~ Leon Trotsky, Russian revolutionary, d. 1940

 

Don't worry chief, it will be alright.

~~ Rudolph Valentino, actor, d. August 23, 1926

 

Woe is me. Me thinks I'm turning into a god.

~~ Vespasian, Roman Emperor, d. 79 AD

 

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

~~ Pancho Villa, Mexican revolutionary, d. 1923

 

I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have.

~~ Leonardo da Vinci, artist, d. 1519

 

I die hard but am not afraid to go.

~~ George Washington, US President, d. December 14, 1799

 

Go away. I'm all right.

~~ H. G. Wells, novelist, d. 1946

 

Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.

~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900

 

I am ready.

~~ Woodrow Wilson, US President, d. 1924

 

Curtain! Fast music! Light! Ready for the last finale! Great! The show looks good, the show looks good!

~~ Florenz Ziegfeld, showman, d. July 22, 1932

[stuckincincy]

Here's a few more.............

 

 

 

Great list!

 

 

I wasn't aware we were fighting.

 

- Henry Thoreau on his deathbed, in response to his brother asking if had made his peace with God.

d. May 6, 1862

[Steely Dan]

Where the hell did all of those Indians come from? - General George Custer

[BuffaloBill]

Where the hell did all of those Indians come from? - General George Custer

 

 

[Chef Jim]

Pizza.

[Chandler#81]

Here's a few more.............

 

God bless... God damn.

~~ James Thurber, humorist, d. 1961

 

My Favorite!

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

I can't sleep.

~~ James M. Barrie, author, d. 1937

 

That sounds like what I would say.

[erynthered]

Last words spoken before execution . . .

 

Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.

Executed in electric chair in New York.

~~ George Appel, d. 1928

 

 

You are going to hurt me, please don't hurt me, just one more moment, I beg you!

Guillotined.

~~ Madame du Barry, mistress of Louis XV, d. 1793

 

 

I am going to be face to face with Jesus now. . . . I love you all very much. I will see you all when you get there. . . . I will wait for you.

Executed by injection, Texas.

~~ Karla Faye Tucker Brown, d. February 3, 1998

 

 

Take a step forward, lads. It will be easier that way.

Executed by firing squad.

~~ Erskine Childers, Irish patriot, d. November 24, 1922

 

 

Thank you for the change in my life you have given me, the love and closeness of my family and my beautiful daughter. Thank you for using me...

Executed by injection, Texas.

~~ John Cockrum, d. September 30, 1997

 

 

You sons of bitches. Give my love to Mother.

Executed in electric chair.

~~ Francis "Two Gun" Crowley, d. 1931

 

 

They butchered me back there, I was in a lot of pain. They cut me in the groin; they cut me in the leg. I was bleeding profusely. This is not an execution, it is murder.

Executed by injection, Florida

~~ Bennie Demps, d. June 8, 2000

( It took execution technicians 33 minutes to find suitable veins for the execution. The executioners had no unusual problems finding one vein, but because Florida protocol requires a second alternate intravenous drip, they continued to work to insert another needle, finally abandoning the effort after their prolonged failures.)

 

 

I'm going home, babe.

Executed by injection, Delaware.

~~ James Allen Red Dog, d. March 3, 1993

 

 

Remember, the death penalty is murder.

Executed by injection, Texas.

~~ Robert Drew, d. August 2, 1994

 

 

Hurrah for anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life.

Last words on the gallows.

~~ George Engel

(He was one of four executed after the 1886 Haymarket bombing in Chicago)

 

 

I love you.

Spoken to the executioner.

Executed by injection, New York.

~~ Sean Flannagan, d. June 23, 1989

 

 

How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries.

Executed in electric chair in Oklahoma.

~~ James French, d. 1966

 

 

I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass.

Executed by injection, Texas.

~~ Johnny Frank Garrett, Sr., d. February 11, 1992

 

 

Let's do it!

Executed by firing squad, Utah.

~~ Gary Gilmore, d. January 17, 1977

 

 

I'd rather be fishing.

Executed in electric chair, Louisiana.

~~ Jimmy Glass, d. June 12, 1987

 

 

Good people are always so sure they're right.

Executed at San Quentin.

~~ Barbara Graham, d. June 3, 1955

 

 

I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.

Executed by injection, Oklahoma.

~~ Thomas J. Grasso, d. March 20, 1995

 

 

Lock and load. Let's do it.

Executed by injection, Texas.

~~ G. W. Green, d. November 12, 1991

 

 

You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.

Executed in California's gas chamber.

~~ Robert Alton Harris, d. April 21, 1992

 

 

It is the duty of every good officer to obey any orders given him by his commander-in-chief.

(Actual)

Shot by British as a spy.

~~ Nathan Hale, American hero, d. 1776

 

 

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.

(Attributed)

~~ Nathan Hale

 

 

I am innocent, innocent, innocent. Make no mistake about this. I owe society nothing. I am an innocent man and something very wrong is taking place tonight.

Executed by injection, Texas.

~~ Lionel Herrera d. May 12, 1993

 

 

There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is God's messenger.

Executed by hanging, at Camp Justice in the Baghdad suburb of Khadimiya

~~ Saddam Hussein d. December 30, 2006

 

I don't hold any grudges. This is my doing. Sorry it happened.

Executed in electric chair, Indiana.

~~ Steven Judy, d. March 9, 1981

 

 

Such is Life

Executed by hanging.

~~ Ned Kelly, Australian bushranger, d. 1880

 

 

I love you, mom.

Executed by injection, Texas.

~~ Clarence Lackey, d. May 20, 1997

 

 

I die innocent of all the crimes laid to my charge; I Pardon those who have occasioned my death; and I pray to God that the blood you are going to shed may never be visited on France.

Executed by guillotine

~~ Louis XVI of France, d. January 21, 1793

 

 

My dear Melinée, my beloved little orphan,

In a few hours I will no longer be of this world. We are going to be executed today at 3:00. This is happening to me like an accident in my life; I don’t believe it, but I nevertheless know that I will never see you again.

Executed by firing squad

~~ Missak Manouchian, d. February 21, 1944

(Leader of the Parisian section of a Communist Resistance movement, the Francs Tireurs et Partisans - Main - d'oeuvre immigrée (FTP-MOI). See his entire letter & those of others of this group also executed, at: The Last Letters.

 

 

Farewell, my children, forever. I go to your Father.

Executed by guillotine.

Monsieur, I beg your pardon.

Spoken to the executioner, after she stepped on his foot.

~~ Marie Antoinette, Queen of France, d. October 16, 1793

 

 

Today is a good day to die. I forgive all of you. I hope God does too.

Executed by injection, Virginia.

~~ Mario Benjamin Murphy, d. September 17, 1997

 

 

Shoot me in the chest!

To his executioners.

~~Benito Mussolini, Italian dictator, d.1945

 

 

Shoot straight you bastards and don't make a mess of it!

Executed by firing squad.

~~ Harry Harbord "Breaker" Morant, Australian poet & national hero, d. 1902

 

 

Hurry it up you Hoosier bastard! I could hang a dozen men while you're screwing around.

Executed by hanging Leavenworth, Kansas.

~~ Carl Panzram, d. September 5, 1930

 

 

So the heart be right, it is no matter which way the head lieth.

Executed by beheading.

~~ Sir Walter Raleigh, d. October 29, 1618

 

 

Well, the Lord is going to get another one.

Executed in electric chair, Georgia.

~~ John Eldon Smith, d. December 15, 1983

 

 

Capital punishment: them without the capital get the punishment.

Executed in electric chair, Florida.

~~ John Spenkelink, d. May 25, 1979

 

 

Adios.

Executed by injection in Maryland.

~~ John Thanos, d. May 16, 1994

[coloradobillsfan]

"those damn cigarettes"

- Johnny Carson, spoken on his deathbed whenever he found enough strength to speak

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What do you mean I don't belong in there Peter? Now open those gates you idiot

-DC Tom

[Chef Jim]

What do you mean I don't belong in there Peter? Now open those gates you idiot

-DC Tom

 

No it's more along the lines of:

 

Is everyone up here this !@#$ing stupid? Because if they are, I'm going to hell. What? This is hell?? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........

[/dev/null]

No it's more along the lines of:

 

Is everyone up here this !@#$ing stupid? Because if they are, I'm going to hell. What? This is hell?? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........

I'm pretty sure Tom would figure out real fast that he's in Hell when he realizes that he gets to spend an eternity having Retatta dinner parties with conner and Holcombs_Arm

[Booster4324]

I'm pretty sure Tom would figure out real fast that he's in Hell when he realizes that he gets to spend an eternity having Retatta dinner parties with conner and Holcombs_Arm

 

On the other hand he will have a chance to atone, he simply needs to genuinely praise someone for every time he called someone an idiot. He should be out of Hell in a few centuries.

[Chef Jim]

On the other hand he will have a chance to atone, he simply needs to genuinely praise someone for every time he called someone an idiot. He should be out of Hell in a few centuries.

 

I don't want to answer for him but he'd probably rather find a way to enjoy eternity in flames.

[/dev/null]

On the other hand he will have a chance to atone, he simply needs to genuinely praise someone for every time he called someone an idiot. He should be out of Hell in a few centuries.

Centuries? That's being generous. I mean just at what he's said to what he's said to conner...this week

[Nanker]

Rosebud