Hossage Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 Well, could you? You have to think Parrish would have incredible hand speed and might be surprisingly strong. I submit most young, in shape guys could not take him in a fight.
BuffaloBill Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 How would middle aged way out of shape guys fare? Â Your hidden youth will rise up - enabling you to take him one handed. Women watching the events unfold will throw themselves at you. Men will buy you beers. Then you will wake up and realize that he will kick your
stuckincincy Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 Fake a heart attack and beg for mercy    Failing that, my only hope would be to try to shatter his collarbone or knee with my old, heavy, laminated wood cane. Believe me, it is a deadly weapon.  If I was having a spell and was using my walker, I'd hold it up feet forward while shouting "El Toro! El Toro!"
Cugalabanza Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 I studied the elusive drunken monkey claw technique at shaolin temple. My skills will confuse Roscoe worse than a 4th quarter punt in a snowstorm.
ajzepp Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 He'd have the upper hand until I got hold of the little guy....then I'd POUND him
BuffaloBill Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 He'd have the upper hand until I got hold of the little guy....then I'd POUND him   While I might be wrong, my guess is that given his speed and elusiveness you are not likely to catch him ..... without a net anyway.
ajzepp Posted July 22, 2010 Posted July 22, 2010 While I might be wrong, my guess is that given his speed and elusiveness you are not likely to catch him ..... without a net anyway. lol, you might be right about that....he's a quick litte dude!
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 How would middle aged way out of shape guys fare? Â Also... With about 6 inches and 100 pounds over him? Â
stevestojan Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 Since my first move in a fight is a groin kick, followed by a throat chop, probably. Fighting clean is for sober idiots.
Mr. Dink Posted July 24, 2010 Posted July 24, 2010 Since my first move in a fight is a groin kick, followed by a throat chop, probably. Fighting clean is for sober idiots.
GoodBye Posted July 25, 2010 Posted July 25, 2010 Sure, I'd try the "kiss, grab 'n twist" move. Takes 'em down fast.
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