Hossage Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Well, could you? You have to think Parrish would have incredible hand speed and might be surprisingly strong. I submit most young, in shape guys could not take him in a fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 How would middle aged way out of shape guys fare? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hossage Posted July 22, 2010 Author Share Posted July 22, 2010 Fake a heart attack and beg for mercy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 How would middle aged way out of shape guys fare? Â Your hidden youth will rise up - enabling you to take him one handed. Women watching the events unfold will throw themselves at you. Men will buy you beers. Then you will wake up and realize that he will kick your Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Unless you are also a Hurricane, no you could not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Fake a heart attack and beg for mercy    Failing that, my only hope would be to try to shatter his collarbone or knee with my old, heavy, laminated wood cane. Believe me, it is a deadly weapon.  If I was having a spell and was using my walker, I'd hold it up feet forward while shouting "El Toro! El Toro!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 I studied the elusive drunken monkey claw technique at shaolin temple. My skills will confuse Roscoe worse than a 4th quarter punt in a snowstorm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 He'd have the upper hand until I got hold of the little guy....then I'd POUND him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 He'd have the upper hand until I got hold of the little guy....then I'd POUND him   While I might be wrong, my guess is that given his speed and elusiveness you are not likely to catch him ..... without a net anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 While I might be wrong, my guess is that given his speed and elusiveness you are not likely to catch him ..... without a net anyway. lol, you might be right about that....he's a quick litte dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 How would middle aged way out of shape guys fare? Â Also... With about 6 inches and 100 pounds over him? Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Since my first move in a fight is a groin kick, followed by a throat chop, probably. Fighting clean is for sober idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stussy109 Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 ground and pound, game over... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Dink Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Since my first move in a fight is a groin kick, followed by a throat chop, probably. Fighting clean is for sober idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Sure, I'd try the "kiss, grab 'n twist" move. Takes 'em down fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 I'd just throw a snowball at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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