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:rolleyes:

 

That boat would have a large steaming pile on it with me at the top if I'd been there.

 

I love the way you make it sound like you're a large steaming pile. ;):)

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"All I heard him say was 'Oh sh*&,' and I saw the whale come out of the water and crash against the mast of the boat."

 

:rolleyes:;) probably not a better moment in time to say "'Oh sh*&,"

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The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to

return soup at a deli!

 

I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast

appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a

foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said,

"Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized

something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing

I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

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The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to

return soup at a deli!

 

I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast

appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a

foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said,

"Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized

something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing

I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

 

Mammal.

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Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a cork and I found myself on top of him face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and pulled out the obstruction!

 

 

 

(pulls out of the inside pocket a golf ball)

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Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a cork and I found myself on top of him face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and pulled out the obstruction!

 

 

 

(pulls out of the inside pocket a golf ball)

What is that, a Titleist?

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(Spins the ball to reveal it is a titleist)

 

 

Well played all around.

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One of the best episodes. If you watch, you can tell that Kramer is fighting not to break out in laughter for the last line.

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No, I've posted the actual clip before. The Seinamation is funny too and a lot here have probably never seen it before.

I had never seen it, but thought it was quite original and funny too.

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