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Are you a racist?  

34 members have voted

  1. 1. Be honest now

    • Yes
      12
    • No
      22
  2. 2. Which is more valuable?

    • DC Tom
      11
    • A tapeworm
      23


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Posted

Hmm, so far the numbers are 2 racists and 2 that favor DC Tom over tapeworms. Coincidence?

Posted
Point of note: Tapeworms are a great weight loss supplement.

 

One of my favorite Stooges gags:

 

Moe (to Curley): What do you want to eat?

Curley: Burnt toast and a rotten egg.

Moe: Burnt toast and a rotten egg? Whadda ya want that for?

Curley: Yeah, I've got a tapeworm and that's good enough for him.

Posted

I'm not a racist; I treat everyone like a downtrodden minority.

 

And your crusade against me would be sad if it wasn't so pathetically funny. :lol:

Posted

On a serious note, I actually think this is a good question. I am not a racist but I do hold at times stereotypical prejudice on race or groups of people but never act on it. Anyone who does not admit this, black or white is either lying or is the son of God

Posted
Your both right wing lunatics. You guys really should hug each other and go protest Obama's citizenship or something.

 

I am prejudiced against dumfuchs.

Posted
One of my favorite Stooges gags:

 

Moe (to Curley): What do you want to eat?

Curley: Burnt toast and a rotten egg.

Moe: Burnt toast and a rotten egg? Whadda ya want that for?

Curley: Yeah, I've got a tapeworm and that's good enough for him.

I had the same exact thought when I saw "tapeworm!"

 

Doctor: "What did you do for the patient in 72?"

Curly: "Nothin'....what'd he ever do for us?"

Posted

Of course I'm racist. I'm a white male, like women, earn more than minimum wage, and don't blindly accept everything that Obama and Nancy tell me.

Posted
Of course I'm racist. I'm a white male, like women, earn more than minimum wage, and don't blindly accept everything that Obama and Nancy tell me.

That's racist? :rolleyes:

Posted
On a serious note, I actually think this is a good question. I am not a racist but I do hold at times stereotypical prejudice on race or groups of people but never act on it. Anyone who does not admit this, black or white is either lying or is the son of God

I agree.

 

On a slightly off-topic note, I tend to cross the street whenever I'm walking alone and there is a group of similar-looking people (i.e. frat guys, hood rats, bikers) walking toward me on the same side of the street. Half the time I don't even think about it, it just happens.

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