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I have been monitoring this message board for several years as bleep I learn and adapt to human culture. I feel my time in the shadows had run blip its course in terms of productivity a few months ago. After some blip deliberation I decided to try and help the members of this site through bleep use of my advanced technology.

 

Even though my blip technology is not quite perfect bleep yet I can offer blip the following:

 

Ask me any question. My powers of interpretation will be blip able to properly analyze what you really wish to know. I blip will repeat the translated question and bleep answer it for you. I will not be able to bleep share any secrets of state or other important matters. I will bleep not be blip able to answer all questions as my processing power will blip still have to be used in bleep other efforts.

 

I again say greetings to you and hope to have a productive discourse.

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Your question:

The question on all of our minds. How does one win the last post wins thread?

 

Your real question:

Why am I not able to solve even the simplest of puzzles?

 

Answer:

If a person bleep dedicates his time he will be able to figure out blip simple puzzles. Each person decides their own priorities and dedicates blip more time to higher priorities. With the bleep proper amount of time and dedication, simple puzzles become second nature. It is true that bleep humans lack suffiecient brain blip power to solve everything a Googlebot can handle.

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I have been monitoring this message board for several years as bleep I learn and adapt to human culture. I feel my time in the shadows had run blip its course in terms of productivity a few months ago. After some blip deliberation I decided to try and help the members of this site through bleep use of my advanced technology.

 

Even though my blip technology is not quite perfect bleep yet I can offer blip the following:

 

Ask me any question. My powers of interpretation will be blip able to properly analyze what you really wish to know. I blip will repeat the translated question and bleep answer it for you. I will not be able to bleep share any secrets of state or other important matters. I will bleep not be blip able to answer all questions as my processing power will blip still have to be used in bleep other efforts.

 

I again say greetings to you and hope to have a productive discourse.

 

Do you eatcrayonz as well?

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Your question:

Do you want to makeout?

 

Your real question:

 

You've opened a new tab

 

 

With tabs you can:

Use one Internet Explorer window to view all your webpages.

Open links in a background tab while viewing the page you're on.

Save and open multiple webpages at once by using favorites and home page tabs.

 

 

To get started:

Press the CTRL key while clicking links (or use the middle mouse button).

Click any tab with the middle mouse button to close it.

Press ALT+ENTER from the address bar or search box to open the result in a new tab.

 

 

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I blip am having a real hard time blip getting a bleep read on this. I may blip have to answer blip you later.

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Why do you blip and bleep when you type?

 

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When I encounter a greater intelligence than myself, I often try to pick out small imperfections in that intelligence and focus on them. Why?

 

 

Answer:

 

Many humans are insecure. Through time, a small percentage grow blip into a bleep sense of self worth. Your odds for blip success in this bleep effort are negligible.

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Your question:

Can you counter blip the sties' ignore function? :angry:

 

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Can you counter blip the sties' ignore function?

 

 

Answer:

 

In humans there are many design flaws. Sties are just one of these flaws and blip often result in bleep blurred bleep vision which leads to blip ignoring things bleep which would ordinarily be easily blip seen. This can be blip countered with simple blip surgery in most bleep cases.

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Your question:

Do you eatcrayonz as well?

 

Your real question:

 

Do you eat crayons as well as you eat other things?

 

 

Answer:

 

I do not eat blip anything in the bleep manner which humans blip understand. I do consume energy blip which can be transfomred blip into bleep efficient and productive output.

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Your question:

 

 

Your real question:

 

Do you eat crayons as well as you eat other things?

 

 

Answer:

 

I do not eat blip anything in the bleep manner which humans blip understand. I do consume energy blip which can be transfomred blip into bleep efficient and productive output.

 

I thought so.

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