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Ok let's examine this;

 

#1 Christie Brinkley must be thrilled with this news story. This is probably worse than remembering she married Billy Joel.

 

#2 I almost don't believe this because you'd have to be a dumbass of astronomical proportions to tell somebody, anybody, that.

 

#3 The guys lawyer is named Jeffery Weiner! (Ya can't make this stuff up!)

 

#4 This gives a new meaning to give the poor dog a bone.

 

#5 Supposedly he was asked if the dog was a great dane. He responded; "She wasn't great but she was pretty damn good!"

 

#6 I've had sex with some human bitc........nevermind.

 

#7 The reason she didn't enjoy it as much is probably because she was always dog tired.

 

#8 I wonder if he'd sniff her butt beforehand?

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This reminds me of the guy who takes his cat to the Cat Psychologist (CP).

 

"What seems to be the problem with your cat?", asks the CP.

 

"Well" replies the man, "I think my cat is turning gay."

 

"Turning gay?" responds the befuddled CP. "Why do you think your cat is turning gay?"

 

"Well, lately when I fuc# him, he kind of relaxes."

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