HelloNewman Posted July 14, 2010 Posted July 14, 2010 I once had a co worker who was having stomach problems...needless to say he went to do his green apple splatters in a stall and then suddenly felt the need to throw up while on the toilet. So instead of staying put and throwing up on the floor while he explodes from the rear he decides to get up and turn around and do vice versa. I never seen such a foul scene in my entire life.
Assquatch Posted July 14, 2010 Posted July 14, 2010 I was in sixth grade choir - we had to go to the nursing home to sing Christmas carols. One old lady comes out in the hall and right in front of us squats down and starts taking a dump in the hallway. Needless to say it was a shocking event for a bunch of kids Perhaps you should have practiced more.
EC-Bills Posted July 14, 2010 Posted July 14, 2010 There's someone where I work - we call him the "phantom pooper". Every couple of months he strikes. He'll shove a whole roll of TP down the toilet to soak up all the water and make sure nothing can go down. Then he takes a giant dump on top of that. They've installed cameras at the doors to every men's room now. **** like that happens all the time here in the bathrooms at the University of Illinois.
mead107 Posted July 14, 2010 Posted July 14, 2010 I once had a co worker who was having stomach problems...needless to say he went to do his green apple splatters in a stall and then suddenly felt the need to throw up while on the toilet. So instead of staying put and throwing up on the floor while he explodes from the rear he decides to get up and turn around and do vice versa. I never seen such a foul scene in my entire life. Did you help clean it up?
BB27 Posted July 14, 2010 Posted July 14, 2010 I have only one response to the article, and the subsequent posts here, When you got to go, you got to go.
Jim in Anchorage Posted July 14, 2010 Posted July 14, 2010 Guy I used to work with would head for the john and say"I'm going to drop a bomb on the Taliban" Always cracked me up. Well was it cluster bombs or a 4000 lb blockbuster?
/dev/null Posted July 14, 2010 Posted July 14, 2010 Guy I used to work with would head for the john and say"I'm going to drop a bomb on the Taliban" Always cracked me up. Well was it cluster bombs or a 4000 lb blockbuster? Sounds more like biological warefare
Steely Dan Posted July 14, 2010 Author Posted July 14, 2010 I prefer dropping a hammer or flippin a deuce. I always liked the term "pinching a loaf" - heard it on Cheech & Chong's Big Bambu album. I prefer "Dropping the kids off at the pool." I was in sixth grade choir - we had to go to the nursing home to sing Christmas carols. One old lady comes out in the hall and right in front of us squats down and starts taking a dump in the hallway. Needless to say it was a shocking event for a bunch of kids That's a great story for parties!! She was more than an old fart wasn't she!!
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 14, 2010 Posted July 14, 2010 **** like that happens all the time here in the bathrooms at the University of Illinois. It would stop pretty quicky if the employer made everybody that works there (or in your case goes to school there) clean it up. Where I work, we do all our own housekeeping. That means midnight shift's duty is to do housekeeping for the powerhouse/office/lunchroom/bathroom and shower. So considering almost everybody on site is on swing shift: "What goes around comes around!"
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 14, 2010 Posted July 14, 2010 Did you help clean it up? No. "He left it for midnight shift!"
Dr. Fong Posted July 15, 2010 Posted July 15, 2010 I prefer dropping a hammer or flippin a deuce. Taking your talents to South Beach That's one that I heard recently that I really like.
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 15, 2010 Posted July 15, 2010 Taking your talents to South Beach That's one that I heard recently that I really like. There has to be a place for the phase "Cleveland Steamer" in this whole Lebron thing!
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