Steely Dan Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Link Wayne man arrested after feces found in grocery store Victoria E. Freile • Staff writer • July 13, 2010 A Wayne County man has been accused of relieving himself in the stockroom of the Big M store in Wolcott. On Friday night, a Big M employee was closing the store and noticed a pile of feces in the stockroom, according to New York State Police. On a videotape, store employees saw a man walking in the front door of the grocery store and walking straight through to the stockroom, where he dropped his pants and relieved himself. Troopers charged Robert Lomire, 63, of Wolcott with trespass, violation second-degree criminal nuisance and fifth-degree criminal mischief. Troopers said store officials threw out the bread racks in the stockroom at the time, stating that the racks could no longer be used for food products. Lomire was issued an appearance ticket to appear in Wolcott Village Court at 6 p.m. Aug. 5. I'd like to know the motive for this. Did he buy something he thought tasted like **** and they refused to give him a refund? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 where do you find this stuff? I admit I laughed when I read the title Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Happens every day in department store fitting rooms around the country...especially in the children's department. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloNewman Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 They should have treated him like the dog that he was and rubbed his nose in it. I have heard people taking dumps in elevators and leaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Link Wayne man arrested after feces found in grocery store Victoria E. Freile • Staff writer • July 13, 2010 A Wayne County man has been accused of relieving himself in the stockroom of the Big M store in Wolcott. On Friday night, a Big M employee was closing the store and noticed a pile of feces in the stockroom, according to New York State Police. On a videotape, store employees saw a man walking in the front door of the grocery store and walking straight through to the stockroom, where he dropped his pants and relieved himself. Troopers charged Richard Feynman, 63, of Wolcott with trespass, violation second-degree criminal nuisance and fifth-degree criminal mischief. Troopers said store officials threw out the bread racks in the stockroom at the time, stating that the racks could no longer be used for food products. Lomire was issued an appearance ticket to appear in Wolcott Village Court at 6 p.m. Aug. 5. I'd like to know the motive for this. Did he buy something he thought tasted like **** and they refused to give him a refund? Fixed your story that said well done sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Why do they call it taking a dump? You're not really taking a dump, you're leaving one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magox Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Why do they call it taking a dump? You're not really taking a dump, you're leaving one Hey!! That's my line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Welcome to the 3-1-5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quester74 Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Welcome to the 3-1-5. Awww, c'mon.. we're not ALL that bad. There is definetly a pecking order to the county though.. folks in Ontario make fun of the people in Williamson, who is turn take jabs at the guys in Sodus, who likewise give the business to the gang in Wolcott.. but, EVERYONE makes fun of the hillbillies in Red Creek. Red Creek: Where the Family Trees have no branches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Is Beerball's name carved in the pile? Is 2012 under it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOTONE Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 I prefer dropping a hammer or flippin a deuce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 I prefer dropping a hammer or flippin a deuce. I always liked the term "pinching a loaf" - heard it on Cheech & Chong's Big Bambu album. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I'll admit it....I read the title of this thread and laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hossage Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I always liked the term "pinching a loaf" - heard it on Cheech & Chong's Big Bambu album. Man I remember the first time I heard Cheech and Chong on my dads old reel to reel when I was like 12. My sister and I laughed for hours. Sister Mary Elephant, all that stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I always liked the term "pinching a loaf" - heard it on Cheech & Chong's Big Bambu album. Yeah, that was my first thought after the part about having to throw out the bread racks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 One time I was on the Ohio Turnpike at a rest stop... Went to use the head, opened the stall and there was the most heinous display I'd even seen... Crap everywhere! ... On the commode, the walls... Totally disgusting. I quickly closed the stall as not to be falsely accused! Man, somebody must have hated the turnpike! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Man I remember the first time I heard Cheech and Chong on my dads old reel to reel when I was like 12. My sister and I laughed for hours. Sister Mary Elephant, all that stuff. Dude... You are the verge of being "dib'd" with regard to your avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 One time I was on the Ohio Turnpike at a rest stop... Went to use the head, opened the stall and there was the most heinous display I'd even seen... Crap everywhere! ... On the commode, the walls... Totally disgusting. I quickly closed the stall as not to be falsely accused! Man, somebody must have hated the turnpike! There's someone where I work - we call him the "phantom pooper". Every couple of months he strikes. He'll shove a whole roll of TP down the toilet to soak up all the water and make sure nothing can go down. Then he takes a giant dump on top of that. They've installed cameras at the doors to every men's room now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I was in sixth grade choir - we had to go to the nursing home to sing Christmas carols. One old lady comes out in the hall and right in front of us squats down and starts taking a dump in the hallway. Needless to say it was a shocking event for a bunch of kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 There's someone where I work - we call him the "phantom pooper". Every couple of months he strikes. He'll shove a whole roll of TP down the toilet to soak up all the water and make sure nothing can go down. Then he takes a giant dump on top of that. They've installed cameras at the doors to every men's room now. Oh, man... Wow! What is it with some people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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