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At least according to my new doctor. I had a detailed blood workup done and my doctor said "this is the most excellent blood panel I've ever seen. You're going to live forever." The best news I've ever heard that sucks. I'm confused.

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At least according to my new doctor. I had a detailed blood workup done and my doctor said "this is the most excellent blood panel I've ever seen. You're going to live forever." The best news I've ever heard that sucks. I'm confused.

Maybe your doctor is a vampyre and you're the main course

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Maybe your doctor is a vampyre and you're the main course

 

A fitting end for someone who used to cook dead animals for profit doncha think?

 

Wait, that wouldn't be the end would it...just the beginning. :devil:

 

And BTW he said seen, not tasted.

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A fitting end for someone who used to cook dead animals for profit doncha think?

 

Wait, that wouldn't be the end would it...just the beginning. :devil:

 

And BTW he said seen, not tasted.

 

Death is just the beginning :w00t:

 

And you cooked dead animals. Vampyres prefer their meat fresh :w00t:

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Death is just the beginning :devil:

 

And you cooked dead animals. Vampyres prefer their meat fresh :w00t:

 

My point was it's a fitting end for someone who cooked dead animals for profit becomes someone's main course.

 

I think I just figured out my response to the thread about what do you want done with your body when you're gone. "Chef Jim, Fours Ways."

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My point was it's a fitting end for someone who cooked dead animals for profit becomes someone's main course.

Kind of like the Tales From The Crypt episode where the executioner ends up on Death Row?

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Kind of like the Tales From The Crypt episode where the executioner ends up on Death Row?

 

I didn't see that one but it would have made for a good Twilight Zone. I'd have my balls turned into hard candy so they can be given to someone (probably someone here) so they can suck my balls! Or have them rolled in salty chocolate for the obvious reason.

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At least according to my new doctor. I had a detailed blood workup done and my doctor said "this is the most excellent blood panel I've ever seen. You're going to live forever." The best news I've ever heard that sucks. I'm confused.

That might be more meaningful if his last job wasn't at the morgue.

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Excellent test results Chef,not a trace of Ebola or river blindness. Best I ever saw :devil:

 

Hmmm, there was an evil laugh from him as he walked away.

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At least according to my new doctor. I had a detailed blood workup done and my doctor said "this is the most excellent blood panel I've ever seen. You're going to live forever." The best news I've ever heard that sucks. I'm confused.

Does dementia show on a blood test? :devil:

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At least according to my new doctor. I had a detailed blood workup done and my doctor said "this is the most excellent blood panel I've ever seen. You're going to live forever." The best news I've ever heard that sucks. I'm confused.

 

 

All that drinking appears to be doing some good :devil:

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