Chef Jim Posted July 10, 2010 Posted July 10, 2010 At least according to my new doctor. I had a detailed blood workup done and my doctor said "this is the most excellent blood panel I've ever seen. You're going to live forever." The best news I've ever heard that sucks. I'm confused.
/dev/null Posted July 10, 2010 Posted July 10, 2010 At least according to my new doctor. I had a detailed blood workup done and my doctor said "this is the most excellent blood panel I've ever seen. You're going to live forever." The best news I've ever heard that sucks. I'm confused. Maybe your doctor is a vampyre and you're the main course
Chef Jim Posted July 10, 2010 Author Posted July 10, 2010 Maybe your doctor is a vampyre and you're the main course A fitting end for someone who used to cook dead animals for profit doncha think? Wait, that wouldn't be the end would it...just the beginning. And BTW he said seen, not tasted.
/dev/null Posted July 10, 2010 Posted July 10, 2010 A fitting end for someone who used to cook dead animals for profit doncha think? Wait, that wouldn't be the end would it...just the beginning. And BTW he said seen, not tasted. Death is just the beginning And you cooked dead animals. Vampyres prefer their meat fresh
Chef Jim Posted July 10, 2010 Author Posted July 10, 2010 Death is just the beginning And you cooked dead animals. Vampyres prefer their meat fresh My point was it's a fitting end for someone who cooked dead animals for profit becomes someone's main course. I think I just figured out my response to the thread about what do you want done with your body when you're gone. "Chef Jim, Fours Ways."
/dev/null Posted July 10, 2010 Posted July 10, 2010 My point was it's a fitting end for someone who cooked dead animals for profit becomes someone's main course. Kind of like the Tales From The Crypt episode where the executioner ends up on Death Row?
Chef Jim Posted July 10, 2010 Author Posted July 10, 2010 Kind of like the Tales From The Crypt episode where the executioner ends up on Death Row? I didn't see that one but it would have made for a good Twilight Zone. I'd have my balls turned into hard candy so they can be given to someone (probably someone here) so they can suck my balls! Or have them rolled in salty chocolate for the obvious reason.
Jim in Anchorage Posted July 10, 2010 Posted July 10, 2010 At least according to my new doctor. I had a detailed blood workup done and my doctor said "this is the most excellent blood panel I've ever seen. You're going to live forever." The best news I've ever heard that sucks. I'm confused. That might be more meaningful if his last job wasn't at the morgue.
/dev/null Posted July 10, 2010 Posted July 10, 2010 That might be more meaningful if his last job wasn't at the morgue. ...In a 3rd world country
Jim in Anchorage Posted July 10, 2010 Posted July 10, 2010 ...In a 3rd world country Excellent test results Chef,not a trace of Ebola or river blindness. Best I ever saw
Chef Jim Posted July 10, 2010 Author Posted July 10, 2010 Excellent test results Chef,not a trace of Ebola or river blindness. Best I ever saw Hmmm, there was an evil laugh from him as he walked away.
GoodBye Posted July 10, 2010 Posted July 10, 2010 Walking up all of those steep hills in SF must be doing your heart some good, eh?
Jim in Anchorage Posted July 10, 2010 Posted July 10, 2010 At least according to my new doctor. I had a detailed blood workup done and my doctor said "this is the most excellent blood panel I've ever seen. You're going to live forever." The best news I've ever heard that sucks. I'm confused. Does dementia show on a blood test?
Nanker Posted July 10, 2010 Posted July 10, 2010 Does dementia show on a blood test? Sorry Chef. All signs point to an accidental demise. May it be many decades in the future.
BuffaloBill Posted July 10, 2010 Posted July 10, 2010 At least according to my new doctor. I had a detailed blood workup done and my doctor said "this is the most excellent blood panel I've ever seen. You're going to live forever." The best news I've ever heard that sucks. I'm confused. All that drinking appears to be doing some good
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 10, 2010 Posted July 10, 2010 You'll still die before the Bills win a Superbowl. That's the spirit!
The Poojer Posted July 10, 2010 Posted July 10, 2010 It may be good news for you, but what about those of us that have to put up with u?
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