Chef Jim Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 At least according to my new doctor. I had a detailed blood workup done and my doctor said "this is the most excellent blood panel I've ever seen. You're going to live forever." The best news I've ever heard that sucks. I'm confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 At least according to my new doctor. I had a detailed blood workup done and my doctor said "this is the most excellent blood panel I've ever seen. You're going to live forever." The best news I've ever heard that sucks. I'm confused. Maybe your doctor is a vampyre and you're the main course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 10, 2010 Author Share Posted July 10, 2010 Maybe your doctor is a vampyre and you're the main course A fitting end for someone who used to cook dead animals for profit doncha think? Wait, that wouldn't be the end would it...just the beginning. And BTW he said seen, not tasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 A fitting end for someone who used to cook dead animals for profit doncha think? Wait, that wouldn't be the end would it...just the beginning. And BTW he said seen, not tasted. Death is just the beginning And you cooked dead animals. Vampyres prefer their meat fresh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 10, 2010 Author Share Posted July 10, 2010 Death is just the beginning And you cooked dead animals. Vampyres prefer their meat fresh My point was it's a fitting end for someone who cooked dead animals for profit becomes someone's main course. I think I just figured out my response to the thread about what do you want done with your body when you're gone. "Chef Jim, Fours Ways." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 My point was it's a fitting end for someone who cooked dead animals for profit becomes someone's main course. Kind of like the Tales From The Crypt episode where the executioner ends up on Death Row? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 10, 2010 Author Share Posted July 10, 2010 Kind of like the Tales From The Crypt episode where the executioner ends up on Death Row? I didn't see that one but it would have made for a good Twilight Zone. I'd have my balls turned into hard candy so they can be given to someone (probably someone here) so they can suck my balls! Or have them rolled in salty chocolate for the obvious reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 At least according to my new doctor. I had a detailed blood workup done and my doctor said "this is the most excellent blood panel I've ever seen. You're going to live forever." The best news I've ever heard that sucks. I'm confused. That might be more meaningful if his last job wasn't at the morgue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 That might be more meaningful if his last job wasn't at the morgue. ...In a 3rd world country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 ...In a 3rd world country Excellent test results Chef,not a trace of Ebola or river blindness. Best I ever saw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 10, 2010 Author Share Posted July 10, 2010 Excellent test results Chef,not a trace of Ebola or river blindness. Best I ever saw Hmmm, there was an evil laugh from him as he walked away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 Walking up all of those steep hills in SF must be doing your heart some good, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Dink Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 At least according to my new doctor. I had a detailed blood workup done and my doctor said "this is the most excellent blood panel I've ever seen. You're going to live forever." The best news I've ever heard that sucks. I'm confused. Does dementia show on a blood test? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 Does dementia show on a blood test? Sorry Chef. All signs point to an accidental demise. May it be many decades in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 You'll still die before the Bills win a Superbowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 At least according to my new doctor. I had a detailed blood workup done and my doctor said "this is the most excellent blood panel I've ever seen. You're going to live forever." The best news I've ever heard that sucks. I'm confused. All that drinking appears to be doing some good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 You'll still die before the Bills win a Superbowl. That's the spirit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 10, 2010 Author Share Posted July 10, 2010 Thanks man, I appreciate the thoughts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 It may be good news for you, but what about those of us that have to put up with u? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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