rocwocka Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 ... what beer i will be drinking. TUNE IN FOR "The Decision II"
Pete Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 Tonight at 9 I will announce what I am having for dinner and where I am heading tonight. Tune in LeBron you egotistical POS!
Beerball Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 Tonight at 9 I will announce what I am having for dinner and where I am heading tonight. Tune in LeBron you egotistical POS! What time do you eat dinner?
Buffalo Destroyers! Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 Tonight at 9 I will announce whether I will sign with the Buffalo Bills, Chicago Bears, or the Tampa Bay Bucc's as their teams water boy. Tune in on ESPN 8 "the Ocho". My decision will not be affected by contract pay, aera/weather, or people around me, only by whether or not I can get a promotion to towel boy.
Pete Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 What time do you eat dinner? I keep spanish hours. Midnight or so. Are you going to tune in for my announcement?
PromoTheRobot Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 Tonight at 9, tune in to find out if I replace the toilet paper roll over or under. PTR
stuckincincy Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 What time do you eat dinner? Around 6. Tonight I will have turkey bologna on wheat bread (I splurge - 2 slices). 1/2 banana. Green beans. 1/2 Banquet brand microwave m&c. I figure about 500 calories, which is about 40% of what I eat. This doesn't include my daily beer. My child bride is stopping at Panera's for onion soup in a bread bowl and a salad. For tv watching...light mw popcorn, and 9 All-Bran fiber crackers with 1 slice of 2% processed American cheese distributed across them. I pay the piper now for the sins of my youth.
BillsRUs Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 ... what beer i will be drinking. TUNE IN FOR "The Decision II" Great lakes beer or landshark??
flomoe Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 .......if the corn that I had for lunch has fully been digested or not.
stuckincincy Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 .......if the corn that I had for lunch has fully been digested or not. If you are like the rest of us at your age and more, don't bother to look.
Beerball Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 I keep spanish hours. Midnight or so. Are you going to tune in for my announcement? I'll have to catch the highlights tomorrow. I'm tired...
BillsRUs Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 Also stay tuned for a letter highlighting my views on aforementioned announcement,,,
The Senator Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 I'll have to TiVo all you guys - meeting The Dean for a beer. However, be sure to tune in to vh1 Sunday and check out my new reality series and the 17 gorgeous ladies in the running for 'Senatorius Maximus: The Ultimate Catch' (Not sure who's the bigger POS this week - Lebrun James or Ochocinco! ) GO BILLSSS!!!! 19 and 0 baby!!!!!
dwight in philly Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 love it!.. the humor is grade A!,.. all the aforementioned were genuine LOLS!..tonight at nine, i probably will be passing gas.. no formal announcement needed.. (just a feeble attempt).. but keep them coming!
transient Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 Tonight at 9 I will announce whether I will sign with the Buffalo Bills, Chicago Bears, or the Tampa Bay Bucc's as their teams water boy. Tune in on ESPN 8 "the Ocho". My decision will not be affected by contract pay, aera/weather, or people around me, only by whether or not I can get a promotion to towel boy. It better not pre-empt dodgeball. Mooseknuckles are facing the She-Mullets for the right to play the MILFS in the championship. They're also having an amateur wrench throwing contest in honor of Patches O'Hoolihan. Better get Cotton a clean pair of shorts.
Cookiemonster Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 .......if the corn that I had for lunch has fully been digested or not. And just how are you going to determine that?
stuckincincy Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 And just how are you going to determine that? Simple - inspect the toilet. You see the yellow hulls that passed through your alimentary canal undigested. It changes with time - your turn will happen. If you live long enough.
The Tomcat Posted July 10, 2010 Posted July 10, 2010 Great lakes beer or landshark?? Southern Tier IPA!
BuffaloBill Posted July 10, 2010 Posted July 10, 2010 Simple - inspect the toilet. You see the yellow hulls that passed through your alimentary canal undigested. It changes with time - your turn will happen. If you live long enough. I have no idea what will change but I fear it
stinky finger Posted July 10, 2010 Posted July 10, 2010 Simple - inspect the toilet. You see the yellow hulls that passed through your alimentary canal undigested. It changes with time - your turn will happen. If you live long enough. Isn't the technical term .........sufferin' suckatash? Snagglepuss once ruled.......
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