Pirate Angel Posted July 7, 2010 Posted July 7, 2010 sometimes I masterbate while thinking of Eva Mendez and i think, hey why cant the real thing happen?
leh-nerd skin-erd Posted July 7, 2010 Posted July 7, 2010 I'm just sitting here thinking about Tom Brady not being happy with the Pats* and thinking "Hey! Why can't Tom sign with the Bills?" I mean, why not? It could happen. Now somebody please link this post to the other Bills and Pats boards and wait for PFT to pick it up. PTR it could happen, but just prior to opening day, you pretty much ensure that demetrius bell or jamon meredith will cut his achilles tendon getting out of the shower at the ralph. in the ensuing chaos, he'll slip and fall in a diagonal fashion and slam into eric wood's miracuoulsly-healed shin, causing a reinjury that somehow, inexplicably was more gruesome than the first. and, as the big curly top realizes what has happened and his damn bad luck, and he slams his hambone-sized fist toward the ground, he inadvertently will crush the instep of poor andy levitre, who unfortunately wandered into the common area to check out all the excitement and hulla-baloo. I mean, why not? It could happen.
Mr. ChumChums Posted July 7, 2010 Posted July 7, 2010 it could happen, but just prior to opening day, you pretty much ensure that demetrius bell or jamon meredith will cut his achilles tendon getting out of the shower at the ralph. in the ensuing chaos, he'll slip and fall in a diagonal fashion and slam into eric wood's miracuoulsly-healed shin, causing a reinjury that somehow, inexplicably was more gruesome than the first. and, as the big curly top realizes what has happened and his damn bad luck, and he slams his hambone-sized fist toward the ground, he inadvertently will crush the instep of poor andy levitre, who unfortunately wandered into the common area to check out all the excitement and hulla-baloo. I mean, why not? It could happen. I see what you did there hah
Sabre Bill Posted July 7, 2010 Posted July 7, 2010 An aging veteran with obvious motivational and health issues? Not to mention the cheating, ref bias and TUCK issues!!!!! Been here, done this . . .
MattM Posted July 7, 2010 Posted July 7, 2010 +1 I liked Brady the player back when he was a dorky guy who was kind of dumbfounded by his own success. Now that he thinks he's the coolest guy in the room I can't stand him or his smug coach. Even though he'd be a tremendous upgrade, I'd have a hard time cheering for him. You hit the nail right on the head--I actually rooted for the Pats* in their first Super Bowl (I just threw up in my mouth a little with that admission), but it really didn't take too long for him and the rest of his mates to become bigtime douchebags (or perhaps they were always DB's, but the media just didn't cover them that way--ye olde chicken/egg phenomenon). Little did we know at the time that they were cheating all along.....
WotAGuy Posted July 7, 2010 Posted July 7, 2010 I'm just sitting here thinking about Tom Brady not being happy with the Pats* and thinking "Hey! Why can't Tom sign with the Bills?" I mean, why not? It could happen. Now somebody please link this post to the other Bills and Pats boards and wait for PFT to pick it up. PTR No freakin' way!! I hear he doesn't even do squats as part of his workout!
JOHNNYFAIRPLAY Posted July 7, 2010 Posted July 7, 2010 sometimes I masterbate while thinking of Eva Mendez and i think, hey why cant the real thing happen? I would eat a mile of Eva Mendez **** to see where it came from.
Grimace Posted July 7, 2010 Posted July 7, 2010 If this ends up on PFT as a rumor I'll crap a brick and laugh for hours. If I crapped a brick, hours of laughter would not ensue.
/dev/null Posted July 7, 2010 Posted July 7, 2010 I don't believe anything on the internet that doesn't have the word link underlined and bolded. I am just not buying this! You know what makes it even better than an underlined and bolded link? If the person cops an attitude and says... Here, Let Me Google That For You
Meark Posted July 7, 2010 Posted July 7, 2010 He's old. He has no upside. Best post of the thread.. Love the avatar too.. The Dude has spoken..
Buffalonian-at-Heart Posted July 8, 2010 Posted July 8, 2010 Better make sure Marshawn isn't in the bathroom when you are. Now that was funny!!!
Las Vegas Calling... Posted July 8, 2010 Posted July 8, 2010 Have to love the the world wide interweb!! If they pick this up, I would laugh also! All joking aside, I have two concerns about Brady: 1. We thought that Bledsoe would be the savior from NE and that didn't work out so well. 2. Brady is getting old. How long would he last with our offensive line?
Orton's Arm Posted July 8, 2010 Posted July 8, 2010 I'm just sitting here thinking about Tom Brady not being happy with the Pats* and thinking "Hey! Why can't Tom sign with the Bills?" I mean, why not? It could happen. Now somebody please link this post to the other Bills and Pats boards and wait for PFT to pick it up. PTR In the big scheme of things, it doesn't make sense for an aging QB who's still got something left in his tank to sign with a rebuilding team that has no offensive line, and provides no pass protection. If you were Tom Brady, would you want to sign with the Bills?
PromoTheRobot Posted July 8, 2010 Author Posted July 8, 2010 In the big scheme of things, it doesn't make sense for an aging QB who's still got something left in his tank to sign with a rebuilding team that has no offensive line, and provides no pass protection. If you were Tom Brady, would you want to sign with the Bills? Well then let's speculate about <insert name of favorite QB here>. PTR
CountDorkula Posted July 8, 2010 Posted July 8, 2010 Well then let's speculate about <Major Applewhite[/i]>. PTR
WWVaBeach Posted July 8, 2010 Posted July 8, 2010 Tom Brady signs with the Bills and I crap 20 dollar bills...... If it happens I'd appreciate it if you'd shite me a hunert.
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