Just Jack Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 China's rental market includes cars, office spaces, oh, and white people Chinese companies are willing to shell out big bucks for white people to join them at events and in business as fake employees or business partners. ... Zatkin was given roughly $300, a free flight to a small city in the central province of Henan and a few Russian models to escort him around so long as he delivered a speech at the grand opening of a jewelry store at the location. The speech was provided to him. So what does it take to qualify? It’s pretty simple. Be white, speak no Chinese, don’t speak unless you are spoken to and pretend you’re a jet-setter.
KD in CA Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 China's rental market includes cars, office spaces, oh, and white people Chinese companies are willing to shell out big bucks for white people to join them at events and in business as fake employees or business partners. ... Zatkin was given roughly $300, a free flight to a small city in the central province of Henan and a few Russian models to escort him around so long as he delivered a speech at the grand opening of a jewelry store at the location. The speech was provided to him. So what does it take to qualify? It's pretty simple. Be white, speak no Chinese, don't speak unless you are spoken to and pretend you're a jet-setter. Can I substitute Brazilian or Italian models for the Russians? Always preferred the darker women myself.
BillsRUs Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 Can I substitute Brazilian or Italian models for the Russians? Always preferred the darker women myself. I think they want bleach...not tan.
bartshan-83 Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 Sounds legit...I'm in! Sort of related to that is a story I read in some magazine years ago (GQ maybe?) about crashing NBA events and picking up hot gold diggers. The article interviewed some guys who basically said if you are a tall, somewhat athletic black guy all you had to do was invest in a nice $1000-2000 suit and show up and act the part. The guys said it worked like a charm. I always wanted to give it a try (minus the tall, black and nice suit part).
BuffaloBill Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 China's rental market includes cars, office spaces, oh, and white people Chinese companies are willing to shell out big bucks for white people to join them at events and in business as fake employees or business partners. ... Zatkin was given roughly $300, a free flight to a small city in the central province of Henan and a few Russian models to escort him around so long as he delivered a speech at the grand opening of a jewelry store at the location. The speech was provided to him. So what does it take to qualify? It’s pretty simple. Be white, speak no Chinese, don’t speak unless you are spoken to and pretend you’re a jet-setter. You can also be a a "jet setting lover" I know my wife believes I qualify for this role.
Hossage Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 I'm tall, pale, and look smart. They wont know that I'm an idiot underneath it all.
WotAGuy Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 China's rental market includes cars, office spaces, oh, and white people Chinese companies are willing to shell out big bucks for white people to join them at events and in business as fake employees or business partners. ... Zatkin was given roughly $300, a free flight to a small city in the central province of Henan and a few Russian models to escort him around so long as he delivered a speech at the grand opening of a jewelry store at the location. The speech was provided to him. So what does it take to qualify? It’s pretty simple. Be white, speak no Chinese, don’t speak unless you are spoken to and pretend you’re a jet-setter. Sweet! I got that sh$t down to a science!
KD in CA Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 Sounds legit...I'm in! Sort of related to that is a story I read in some magazine years ago (GQ maybe?) about crashing NBA events and picking up hot gold diggers. The article interviewed some guys who basically said if you are a tall, somewhat athletic black guy all you had to do was invest in a nice $1000-2000 suit and show up and act the part. The guys said it worked like a charm. I always wanted to give it a try (minus the tall, black and nice suit part). I have a buddy who's black and weighs about 320. He had to go to Wisconsin for work one time and people kept asking him if he played for the Packers.
DrDawkinstein Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 FINALLY! some benefit to this whole "being white" thing!
Clippers of Nfl Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 FINALLY! some benefit to this whole "being white" thing! dont jump!
BuffaloBill Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 FINALLY! some benefit to this whole "being white" thing! Your avatar might imply that you are big and gray.
DrDawkinstein Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 Your avatar might imply that you are big and gray. im actually the toilet. i figured that represented us Bills fans most accurately.
BuffaloBill Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 im actually the toilet. i figured that represented us Bills fans most accurately.
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