Alaska Darin Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 Kris Benson's Wife: I'll Have Sex With the WHOLE TEAM if He Cheats On Me. More Pics
gantrules Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 "I told him [Kris] — because that's the biggest thing in athletics, they cheat all the time — I told him, cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I'm going to s- - -w everybody on your entire team — coaches, trainers, players. I would do everybody on his whole team." "Mike Piazza just did a back flip," Stern said, egging her on. "Even the coaches? What about, like, the bat boys?" "Everybody would get a turn," Anna pledged. "If my husband cheated on me and embarrassed me like that, I will embarrass him more than he could ever imagine." -------------------------------- Nice wife you've got there Kris. Real good mother material.
Beerball Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 Kris Benson's Wife: I'll Have Sex With the WHOLE TEAM if He Cheats On Me. More Pics 142558[/snapback] I think I'm in love! Stern asked: "What if your husband, the great pitcher, comes to you and says, 'Honey, I need two women at the same time. I need you to do that for me?' " Anna replied, "You know, if that's what he came to me and said that he needed, then that's what he would get, because he is my entire universe. I adore my husband. He's a saint "
1billsfan Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 Semi-see-thru shirts are just plain awesome. That's my two cents.
gantrules Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 Hit the button too fast.... my point is, why would a wife go on a nationally syndicated show and say that. It's only going to result in constant ribbing from the guys teammates. Total disrepect to her husband.
stevestojan Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 I'll be back in a few days... I'm going to apply for a gig as a NY Mets batboy...
CosmicBills Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 Aren't they the couple that like to do it in public places too? I read somewhere once that they had sex in the clubhouse during the 7th inning right after he got pulled from the game. I never knew what she looked like till now.
YOOOOOO Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 Imagine if she said she'd service every fan at the stadium....Ticket sales would go 100%..... Mets/Brewers game would sell out.... When Benson pitched, you'd hear, "Benson Cheating" chants, along with "ANNA" "ANNA" "ANNA" chants.... Things could get wild... Lets just say SHEA wouldnt be a place for the kids anymore
Mark VI Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 Can't wait to e-mail her kids those comments in 10 years.
Dan III Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 Can't wait to e-mail her kids those comments in 10 years. 142588[/snapback] I can't wait to see how many teammates are going to pay chicks to go after Benson..
buckeyemike Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 I'd like to put my two cents' worth in here... Nah, it's much too easy. Mike
CajunBillsBacker Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 Sounds to me like she is leaving hints that she actually wants him to cheat, so she can use that reverse thing that women do to fufill her fantasy while making him look like he's at fault. Oh well, i'm gonna see if the mets have a job listing on monster.com.
mary owen Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 This is a prime example of how having a hot chick is way overrated. This is Kurt Warner's wife on steroids. She needs to shut the f*ck up. If I were him, I'd have called Howard's show while she was on and dumped her on the air. What a puss.
DC Tom Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 Former stripper threatens to bang the whole organization. What a...surprise...
Thailog80 Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 Former stripper threatens to bang the whole organization. What a...surprise... 142935[/snapback] Does she realize the stevestojan her husband is going to get from his team mates? Nice wife...........I hope Jose Lima bangs her...
CajunBillsBacker Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 This is a prime example of how having a hot chick is way overrated. This is Kurt Warner's wife on steroids. She needs to shut the f*ck up. If I were him, I'd have called Howard's show while she was on and dumped her on the air. What a puss. 142923[/snapback] Agreed. She's probably one of those type that if you want a hot meal, you have to pick one up on the way home from work.
dib Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 She's OK but the last time I saw her she kept yelling "ow, ow" too much so I told her it was over. Anyway she looks like she could suck a golf ball through a yard of garden hose.
Surfmeister Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 I think that is clever when chicks with fwoppy sweater puffs hold their hands above their heads to get the fun bags to rise up to chest level. Then they look normal ... kind of ... As for what she said ... it describes a person with zero self-esteem. The correct response would be if he cheats on me I'll divorce him, take all his money and keep my self respect. But those were the old days. Now she'll just flush all of her dignity down the toilet. Like I said above she's real clever.
OnTheRocks Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 If I were a Met, I would change last name to Aaron, and ask her to go alphabetically.
VABills Posted December 2, 2004 Posted December 2, 2004 Darins jealous because the Spankees don't have a team whore. Of course now Steinbrener will go out and get Anna Nicole Smith.
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