Pilsner Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 We are all hard core Bills fans here and I know we all breathe Bills football. But I think it's ok to have a little distraction now and then especially when in some way it still involves our Bills. We have all found or seen lovely ladies past or present who have stricken our hearts and minds in one way or another. So this is what I ask of you Bills fans: If you were to have one Fantasy lady dressed up as a Jill cheerleader either at home in your living room or next to you at a game, cheering the Bills and you on, bringing you your drinks, waving her pom poms and at halftime giving you one heck of a cheerleader halftime show, what lady would you choose? After watching Caddy Shack lately I'm reminded of a lady who caught my eye as I hit puberty. And what a lady. Cindy Morgan, the naughty niece of the Judge. She would be my Jill of Choice. So my Bills brethren, if you could have a naughty cheerleader in your section every time, who would she be? Go Bills!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites Bay Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 We are all hard core Bills fans here and I know we all breathe Bills football. But I think it's ok to have a little distraction now and then especially when in some way it still involves our Bills. We have all found or seen lovely ladies past or present who have stricken our hearts and minds in one way or another. So this is what I ask of you Bills fans: If you were to have one Fantasy lady dressed up as a Jill cheerleader either at home in your living room or next to you at a game, cheering the Bills and you on, bringing you your drinks, waving her pom poms and at halftime giving you one heck of a cheerleader halftime show, what lady would you choose? After watching Caddy Shack lately I'm reminded of a lady who caught my eye as I hit puberty. And what a lady. Cindy Morgan, the naughty niece of the Judge. She would be my Jill of Choice. So my Bills brethren, if you could have a naughty cheerleader in your section every time, who would she be? Go Bills!!! A beautiful woman from the U.K. whom you've never met, and never will meet. And believe me, Sparky, if I could get my hands on her again - even as a die-hard Bills fan - I wouldn't be wasting my time watching a stoopid Bills game. Next? "In the Jailhouse Now" - The Soggy Bottom Boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilsner Posted June 20, 2010 Author Share Posted June 20, 2010 A beautiful woman from the U.K. whom you've never met, and never will meet. And believe me, Sparky, if I could get my hands on her again - even as a die-hard Bills fan - I wouldn't be wasting my time watching a stoopid Bills game. Next? "In the Jailhouse Now" - The Soggy Bottom Boys lol wow your lady must be one in a million. Oh Brother Where Art Thou is a great movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 A beautiful woman from the U.K. whom you've never met, and never will meet. Sure, I know her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites Bay Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Sure, I know her. She was YOUR wife?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 She was YOUR wife?! No, no Wifey's World here. Must be a case of mistaken identity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Sure, I know her. I've met her too. As for the original question, there is no question who is my choice, an actual Jill from several years back, the lovely red-head Marissa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites Bay Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 I've met her too. As for the original question, there is no question who is my choice, an actual Jill from several years back, the lovely red-head Marissa. I've not met any of the Jills, but a million years ago I met a number of the Los Angeles (!) Rams cheerleaders. Of course they were all very pretty, but what really stood out in my mind was that they were...well, tiny! No one measured taller than 5' 4", as I recall. Being vertically-challenged myself, I found this hot. My question to you, Jack, relates to the average height of the Jills. Are they tall and statuesque? Or do they just look that way in the photos? And, trust me, you've not met "her". This I know. She didn't have that sense of humor. "Distracted" - Al Jarreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hossage Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 It would be hotter if they had them take on a new name, like american gladiators or strippers. I would like the one called Ice or Jazmyn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilsner Posted June 20, 2010 Author Share Posted June 20, 2010 It would be hotter if they had them take on a new name, like american gladiators or strippers. I would like the one called Ice or Jazmyn. True, a new name might inspire more attention. But this is about what ladies would look hot azz in a Jills uniform. Strippers or non-strippers, as long as they are impressionable to the poster. It's a Saturday night, lets have sum fun with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clip Smith Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Mary Travers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilsner Posted June 20, 2010 Author Share Posted June 20, 2010 Mary Travers If i was born earlier i probably woulda seen them perform and heard her sing in rl. good choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 If i was born earlier i probably woulda seen them perform and heard her sing in rl. good choice. I'm kinda thinking Clip meant THIS Mary Travers, from WKBW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilsner Posted June 20, 2010 Author Share Posted June 20, 2010 I'm kinda thinking Clip meant THIS Mary Travers, from WKBW. Two Mary Travers? wow double the entertainment value then She's a cutie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hossage Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 I would go for the porn star who goes by the handle petite damita, among others. I would post a pic or a link, but I couldnt find one of her wearing clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilsner Posted June 20, 2010 Author Share Posted June 20, 2010 I would go for the porn star who goes by the handle petite damita, among others. I would post a pic or a link, but I couldnt find one of her wearing clothes. LOL!! she must have quite the reputation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Philster Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 I've not met any of the Jills, but a million years ago I met a number of the Los Angeles (!) Rams cheerleaders. Of course they were all very pretty, but what really stood out in my mind was that they were...well, tiny! No one measured taller than 5' 4", as I recall. Being vertically-challenged myself, I found this hot. My question to you, Jack, relates to the average height of the Jills. Are they tall and statuesque? Or do they just look that way in the photos? They actually average about 5'5" or so...most are around that height or within an inch or two...the shortest is 5' even with a few girls about 5'1" and there's about a half dozen girls around 5'11" or so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHNNYFAIRPLAY Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Funny topic. Mine would be Kim Kardashian or Eva Mendez....easily two of the hottest chicks in the world. Eva - http://talay.psu.ac.th/stdpages/HTMWeb47/w...banner/eva2.jpg Kim - http://maidenking.files.wordpress.com/2009...-kardashian.jpg Cant argue with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Funny topic. Mine would be Kim Kardashian or Eva Mendez....easily two of the hottest chicks in the world. Eva - http://talay.psu.ac.th/stdpages/HTMWeb47/w...banner/eva2.jpg Kim - http://maidenking.files.wordpress.com/2009...-kardashian.jpg Cant argue with that. Eva is a babe! But Kim? Tell me you are joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bufcomments Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 If I had a genie in a bottle..... It would be Penelope Cruz or Halle Berry or better still both. Ms Berry (see left) in a Jills outfit with pom poms mmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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