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Oh she has, but every hubby needs to have some 'Mama Don't Know' money squirreled away.

 

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No schitt, but that's hush-hush stuff...shouldn't be mentioned in a public forum!!

 

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Oh she has, but every hubby needs to have some 'Mama Don't Know' money squirreled away.

 

:w00t:

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When we got married, we established a joint account that we must put a set amount of money into every month for common bills. Anything we have left over after that we may spend as we see fit without consulting the other.

 

Are the wife and I insane for that, or just far too sane?

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When we got married, we established a joint account that we must put a set amount of money into every month for common bills.  Anything we have left over after that we may spend as we see fit without consulting the other.

 

Are the wife and I insane for that, or just far too sane?

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That'll change. :w00t:

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When we got married, we established a joint account that we must put a set amount of money into every month for common bills.  Anything we have left over after that we may spend as we see fit without consulting the other.

 

Are the wife and I insane for that, or just far too sane?

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No, you must have married a blow-up doll is all.

 

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CRAPPY MOVIE?!?!?

 

What are you some kind of communist???

 

PETE! where are you? We have ourselves a real live pinko here!!

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It's a crappy movie. Movies are supposed to have a plot, some sort of direction to them, a script that's more than just a collection of gags, etc. It's movie-making, not Nam. There are rules...

 

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When we got married, we established a joint account that we must put a set amount of money into every month for common bills.  Anything we have left over after that we may spend as we see fit without consulting the other.

 

Are the wife and I insane for that, or just far too sane?

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Pre-kids = perfect plan

 

Post-kids = ain't going to happen

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No, you must have married a blow-up doll is all.

 

:w00t:

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My wife could probably kick your ass...but she wouldn't have to. She can just foreclose on your house, and you'd never know it... :w00t:

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It's a crappy movie.  Movies are supposed to have a plot, some sort of direction to them, a script that's more than just a collection of gags, etc.  It's movie-making, not Nam.  There are rules... 

 

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How can you say a movie about a slacker who does nothing but bowl, smoke reefer and drink white russians all day whilst getting involved with nihilists, cowboys and porn producers is crappy?

 

HEATHEN INFIDEL!! STONE HIM!!

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Pre-kids = perfect plan

 

Post-kids = ain't going to happen

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We'll never have kids.

 

C'mon...you think I want to pass my genetic heritage on to another generation? I'm not that irresponsible...

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My wife could probably kick your ass...but she wouldn't have to.  She can just foreclose on your house, and you'd never know it...  :w00t:

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That'd be a neat trick, given that I don't live in a house.

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That'd be a neat trick, given that I don't live in a house.

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Even better. She could arrange it so you end up owning one...then have you arrested for real estate fraud. Much easier...hell, even I could do it... :w00t:

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When you say "24/7" out loud, do you say "two-four-seven", or do you say "twentyfour-seven"?  I say "two-four-seven" but a co-worker says it should be "twentyfour-seven", and that I'm an idiot. 

 

So I ask you, which one of us is the idiot?

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You're joking right? I say twentyfour-seven.

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Even better.  She could arrange it so you end up owning one...then have you arrested for real estate fraud.  Much easier...hell, even I could do it...  :w00t:

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Good luck getting a mortgage...LMFAO

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You're joking right? I say twentyfour-seven.

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You do realize that you've created a monster on par with "Happy birthday NG" and "I'm a horrible human being"?

 

:I starred in Brokeback Mountain:

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You do realize that you've created a monster on par with "Happy birthday NG" and "I'm a horrible human being"?

 

:I starred in Brokeback Mountain:

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She'll need to send BF a thank you card though. :w00t:

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When we got married, we established a joint account that we must put a set amount of money into every month for common bills.  Anything we have left over after that we may spend as we see fit without consulting the other.

 

Are the wife and I insane for that, or just far too sane?

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My wife *sucks* at managing money (her words, not mine). We tried a bunch of things so that she wouldn't blow money on stupid stuff, but couldn't make anything work. Eventually we settled on an "allowance" for her. She gets $X/month and spends it on whatever she wants. Some of her relatives think that I'm trying to "control" her, but it was *her* idea. :w00t: It's worked great for us since March '03. :w00t:

 

Each family has to make their own decisions on how those things work; it won't be the same for everyone.

 

CW

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When we got married, we established a joint account that we must put a set amount of money into every month for common bills.  Anything we have left over after that we may spend as we see fit without consulting the other.

 

Are the wife and I insane for that, or just far too sane?

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My wife and I do the same thing. Works great.

 

Particularly since we don't have kids.

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My wife *sucks* at managing money (her words, not mine).  We tried a bunch of things so that she wouldn't blow money on stupid stuff, but couldn't make anything work.  Eventually we settled on an "allowance" for her.  She gets $X/month and spends it on whatever she wants.  Some of her relatives think that I'm trying to "control" her, but it was *her* idea. :w00t:  It's worked great for us since March '03. :w00t:

 

Each family has to make their own decisions on how those things work; it won't be the same for everyone.

 

CW

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yeah, see that's how it works in our household, only in reverse.

 

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Good luck getting a mortgage...LMFAO

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Don't need a mortgage to get you a house. That's why it's called FRAUD. Transfer title to your name, sell the house to some investor sight unseen...then the sh-- hits the fan and they come after you. Happened to a friend of mine...

 

And no, I don't commit fraud...but that doesn't mean I don't know how. :w00t:

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