Pine Barrens Mafia Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 Oh she has, but every hubby needs to have some 'Mama Don't Know' money squirreled away. 145023[/snapback] No schitt, but that's hush-hush stuff...shouldn't be mentioned in a public forum!!
DC Tom Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 Oh she has, but every hubby needs to have some 'Mama Don't Know' money squirreled away. 145023[/snapback] When we got married, we established a joint account that we must put a set amount of money into every month for common bills. Anything we have left over after that we may spend as we see fit without consulting the other. Are the wife and I insane for that, or just far too sane?
erynthered Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 When we got married, we established a joint account that we must put a set amount of money into every month for common bills. Anything we have left over after that we may spend as we see fit without consulting the other. Are the wife and I insane for that, or just far too sane? 145033[/snapback] That'll change.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 When we got married, we established a joint account that we must put a set amount of money into every month for common bills. Anything we have left over after that we may spend as we see fit without consulting the other. Are the wife and I insane for that, or just far too sane? 145033[/snapback] No, you must have married a blow-up doll is all.
DC Tom Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 CRAPPY MOVIE?!?!? What are you some kind of communist??? PETE! where are you? We have ourselves a real live pinko here!! 145030[/snapback] It's a crappy movie. Movies are supposed to have a plot, some sort of direction to them, a script that's more than just a collection of gags, etc. It's movie-making, not Nam. There are rules...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 When we got married, we established a joint account that we must put a set amount of money into every month for common bills. Anything we have left over after that we may spend as we see fit without consulting the other. Are the wife and I insane for that, or just far too sane? 145033[/snapback] Pre-kids = perfect plan Post-kids = ain't going to happen
DC Tom Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 No, you must have married a blow-up doll is all. 145038[/snapback] My wife could probably kick your ass...but she wouldn't have to. She can just foreclose on your house, and you'd never know it...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 It's a crappy movie. Movies are supposed to have a plot, some sort of direction to them, a script that's more than just a collection of gags, etc. It's movie-making, not Nam. There are rules... 145039[/snapback] How can you say a movie about a slacker who does nothing but bowl, smoke reefer and drink white russians all day whilst getting involved with nihilists, cowboys and porn producers is crappy? HEATHEN INFIDEL!! STONE HIM!!
DC Tom Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 Pre-kids = perfect plan Post-kids = ain't going to happen 145043[/snapback] We'll never have kids. C'mon...you think I want to pass my genetic heritage on to another generation? I'm not that irresponsible...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 My wife could probably kick your ass...but she wouldn't have to. She can just foreclose on your house, and you'd never know it... 145046[/snapback] That'd be a neat trick, given that I don't live in a house.
DC Tom Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 That'd be a neat trick, given that I don't live in a house. 145053[/snapback] Even better. She could arrange it so you end up owning one...then have you arrested for real estate fraud. Much easier...hell, even I could do it...
TracyLee Posted December 3, 2004 Author Posted December 3, 2004 When you say "24/7" out loud, do you say "two-four-seven", or do you say "twentyfour-seven"? I say "two-four-seven" but a co-worker says it should be "twentyfour-seven", and that I'm an idiot. So I ask you, which one of us is the idiot? 145016[/snapback] You're joking right? I say twentyfour-seven.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 Even better. She could arrange it so you end up owning one...then have you arrested for real estate fraud. Much easier...hell, even I could do it... 145058[/snapback] Good luck getting a mortgage...LMFAO
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 You're joking right? I say twentyfour-seven. 145059[/snapback] You do realize that you've created a monster on par with "Happy birthday NG" and "I'm a horrible human being"? :I starred in Brokeback Mountain:
erynthered Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 You do realize that you've created a monster on par with "Happy birthday NG" and "I'm a horrible human being"? :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: 145068[/snapback] She'll need to send BF a thank you card though.
Fezmid Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 When we got married, we established a joint account that we must put a set amount of money into every month for common bills. Anything we have left over after that we may spend as we see fit without consulting the other. Are the wife and I insane for that, or just far too sane? 145033[/snapback] My wife *sucks* at managing money (her words, not mine). We tried a bunch of things so that she wouldn't blow money on stupid stuff, but couldn't make anything work. Eventually we settled on an "allowance" for her. She gets $X/month and spends it on whatever she wants. Some of her relatives think that I'm trying to "control" her, but it was *her* idea. It's worked great for us since March '03. Each family has to make their own decisions on how those things work; it won't be the same for everyone. CW
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 She'll need to send BF a thank you card though. 145075[/snapback] And Darin too. Seems her flames in the direction of Alaska really set this puppy ablaze.
Rubes Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 When we got married, we established a joint account that we must put a set amount of money into every month for common bills. Anything we have left over after that we may spend as we see fit without consulting the other. Are the wife and I insane for that, or just far too sane? 145033[/snapback] My wife and I do the same thing. Works great. Particularly since we don't have kids.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 My wife *sucks* at managing money (her words, not mine). We tried a bunch of things so that she wouldn't blow money on stupid stuff, but couldn't make anything work. Eventually we settled on an "allowance" for her. She gets $X/month and spends it on whatever she wants. Some of her relatives think that I'm trying to "control" her, but it was *her* idea. It's worked great for us since March '03. Each family has to make their own decisions on how those things work; it won't be the same for everyone. CW 145077[/snapback] yeah, see that's how it works in our household, only in reverse.
DC Tom Posted December 3, 2004 Posted December 3, 2004 Good luck getting a mortgage...LMFAO 145065[/snapback] Don't need a mortgage to get you a house. That's why it's called FRAUD. Transfer title to your name, sell the house to some investor sight unseen...then the sh-- hits the fan and they come after you. Happened to a friend of mine... And no, I don't commit fraud...but that doesn't mean I don't know how.
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