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Seriously tho, Obama really needs to get something done.

 

I propose he call a summit with Chuck Norris, Samuel L Jackson, The Rock, Jean Claude Van Damme, Steven Segal, Sylvester Stallone, and Bruce Willis.

 

And if things really get tough, exhume the corpses of John Wayne and Steve McQueen

 

Now that's some ass kickin!

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I propose he call a summit with Chuck Norris, Samuel L Jackson, The Rock, Jean Claude Van Damme, Steven Segal, Sylvester Stallone, and Bruce Willis.

 

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris hates Hobbits. That's why they live in Middle Earth. If they came up to regular Earth, Norris would Roundhouse kick them back down to Lower Middle Earth

Posted
Seriously tho, Obama really needs to get something done.

 

I propose he call a summit with Chuck Norris, Samuel L Jackson, The Rock, Jean Claude Van Damme, Steven Segal, Sylvester Stallone, and Bruce Willis.

 

And if things really get tough, exhume the corpses of John Wayne and Steve McQueen

 

Now that's some ass kickin!

He already has a director so he has a good start. I propose a ass kickin girl to be politically correct. Angelina Jolie? These chicks who beat up guys and kick em in the crotch certainly can plug a oil leak

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Learn to read dude

 

Ass Kicking = Obama

Ass Licking = Pelosi

That gives me an idea for an awful porno flick...

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Umm, Obama is the President. Shouldn't he be the one doing the directing? :)

He has the Avatar dude silly! Cameron. He can solve this problem cause, you know, its what he does for a living

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