_BiB_ Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 I vote me. Time to go Draconian. I'll start with mining the borders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 I vote me. Time to go Draconian. I'll start with mining the borders. 141420[/snapback] Me too. Then you could give me the title: "Undersecretary of Killing People and Breaking Stevestojan." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 I vote Petrino. On the principle that, if you're going to !@#$ things up, you should !@#$ them up completely. I hate half measures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 I vote me. Time to go Draconian. I'll start with mining the borders. 141420[/snapback] That might take care of some of those Canadian drivers I see all the time down here, I'll vote for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsNYC Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 Rudy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 Rudy 141607[/snapback] That'd be cool. He hasn't really done stevestojan since they carried him off the field at Notre Dame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 That'd be cool. He hasn't really done stevestojan since they carried him off the field at Notre Dame. 141611[/snapback] Tha would make sense, especialy since Giuliani just started a new investment firm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blzrul Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 Who cares. Just another bureaucrat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 I vote Petrino. On the principle that, if you're going to !@#$ things up, you should !@#$ them up completely. I hate half measures. 141440[/snapback] Well I hear he is only half as tall as a regular person, so wouldn't that be half a screwup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 BIB gets my vote. Can you find a nice spot for me bud? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob2232 Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 As one who correctly predicted the election (ALL 50 states) http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showt...indpost&p=94694, I am going to say that the new director of homeland security will be Asa Hutchinson Book it. (thank god that phrase was retired...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted December 2, 2004 Share Posted December 2, 2004 Rudy 141607[/snapback] Rudyc80? I'd vote for that guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted December 2, 2004 Share Posted December 2, 2004 Rudyc80? I'd vote for that guy. 141964[/snapback] The memos would be inane, that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted December 2, 2004 Share Posted December 2, 2004 Who cares. 141814[/snapback] Who Cares? You never cease to amaze me. You'd be one of the first bitching about that Dept if something happened, and throwing blame at that position. Putz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted December 2, 2004 Share Posted December 2, 2004 The memos would be inane, that's for sure. 141970[/snapback] Would Rudyc80 keep the color scheme, or would we just be in a constant state of panic...maybe he could have a color higher than red, like infra-red. "Today Rudyc80 the head of homeland security once again raised the alert level to "Infra-Red", signalling that we're all going to die and the Bills are moving to Charlotte NC." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted December 2, 2004 Share Posted December 2, 2004 Would Rudyc80 keep the color scheme, or would we just be in a constant state of panic...maybe he could have a color higher than red, like infra-red. "Today Rudyc80 the head of homeland security once again raised the alert level to "Infra-Red", signalling that we're all going to die and the Bills are moving to Charlotte NC." 141985[/snapback] That's tough to top. Nice work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted December 2, 2004 Share Posted December 2, 2004 I vote me. Time to go Draconian. I'll start with mining the borders. 141420[/snapback] Start by demolishing the UN building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted December 2, 2004 Share Posted December 2, 2004 Homeland Security sounds too much like something some back office schmuck made up. When I hear the word "Homeland" I get a craving to go to Bob Evans. We need something with more bite. I like Generalissimo of Imperial Security. When BiB (assuming you're appointed) enters the room we can all shout "Hail Ming!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 2, 2004 Share Posted December 2, 2004 I like Generalissimo of Imperial Security. When BiB (assuming you're appointed) enters the room we can all shout "Hail Ming!" 142502[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted December 2, 2004 Author Share Posted December 2, 2004 Can you find a nice spot for me bud? Counter fiberglass bodied car bombs. 30 million a year for R&D, plus three interns. Start by demolishing the UN building. B52 launched AGM-129, W80 mod one...on the way... When BiB (assuming you're appointed) enters the room we can all shout "Hail Ming!" Can I wear a really neat uniform with lots of big medals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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