Jim in Anchorage Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 I have observed this many times. The biggest cows are always pushing around a grocery cart full of kids[quite obviously from different fathers] Do they know the beer glasses effect will not work forever and crank em out as fast as they can?
....lybob Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 I have observed this many times. The biggest cows are always pushing around a grocery cart full of kids[quite obviously from different fathers] Do they know the beer glasses effect will not work forever and crank em out as fast as they can? I think you are mixing up the cause and the effect.
Steely Dan Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 Fat women have very low self esteem a lot of the time and so they are willing to put up with more **** than anyone to keep a man around. They are huge targets for playas. Making them have a lot of kids causes her to look the other way when a playa has affairs. JMO
TheMadCap Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 haha, nice one! However, I prefer the following line: "Talk about mud-flaps, my girl's got em"
DC Tom Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 I refuse to open that. It's not that bad. It's Spinal Tap...with thirty bassists.
McBeane Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 It's not that bad. It's Spinal Tap...with thirty bassists. It took more time for him to introduce all the 40921 bassists that it did to write up the actual bass lines for that song.
Nanker Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 Spinal Tap! and a really REALLY BIG Bottom! ... that goes to 11!
IDBillzFan Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 Making them have a lot of kids causes her to look the other way when a playa has affairs. JMO Let me make sure I get this right. The playa (or the man) is actually making these women have a lot of kids specifically because it puts her in a position to look the other way when the playa has affairs? Am I getting this right? Just out of curiosity, does the woman get a say, or does the man strap her down, have sex with her until she's pregnant, keep her strapped down until the baby is born, and then starts the process again? How many babies does the average playa feel is enough to make the woman finally look the other way? Five? Six?
Simon Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 How many babies does the average playa feel is enough to make the woman finally look the other way? Five? Six? 3.5
ieatcrayonz Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 Let me make sure I get this right. The playa (or the man) is actually making these women have a lot of kids specifically because it puts her in a position to look the other way when the playa has affairs? Am I getting this right? Just out of curiosity, does the woman get a say, or does the man strap her down, have sex with her until she's pregnant, keep her strapped down until the baby is born, and then starts the process again? How many babies does the average playa feel is enough to make the woman finally look the other way? Five? Six? No, let ME get something straight. Steely is solving a mystery again and you are asking him to provide you with his logic? Dude, his logic on the Sean Taylor murder has a better chance of being right about why fat women get pregnant than it did about why Sean Taylor was murdered. Don't look for the logic. Spend your time on something with better odds like trying to buried treasure in the islands by using a Canadian-made map of Mars.
Doc Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 haha, nice one! However, I prefer the following line: "Talk about mud-flaps, my girl's got em" Better than "The bigger the cushin', the sweeter the pushin?"
WisconsinBillzFan Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 I have observed this many times. The biggest cows are always pushing around a grocery cart full of kids[quite obviously from different fathers] Do they know the beer glasses effect will not work forever and crank em out as fast as they can? Because they are lazy and would rather pump out kids and collect welfare than actually work for a living.
Jim in Anchorage Posted June 8, 2010 Author Posted June 8, 2010 Because they are lazy and would rather pump out kids and collect welfare than actually work for a living. Child support doesn't hurt. ether.
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 8, 2010 Posted June 8, 2010 Because they are lazy and would rather pump out kids and collect welfare than actually work for a living. That actually sounds harder than "working for a living". Like the low paying, manual labor jobs... They are actually "harder" and more physically taxing than getting an education, making more money and having somebody do the dirty work. Now, that is easy. WTF is so hard about that?
DC Tom Posted June 8, 2010 Posted June 8, 2010 That actually sounds harder than "working for a living". Only if you take care of the kids.
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