Jim in Anchorage Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 I have observed this many times. The biggest cows are always pushing around a grocery cart full of kids[quite obviously from different fathers] Do they know the beer glasses effect will not work forever and crank em out as fast as they can? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
....lybob Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 I have observed this many times. The biggest cows are always pushing around a grocery cart full of kids[quite obviously from different fathers] Do they know the beer glasses effect will not work forever and crank em out as fast as they can? I think you are mixing up the cause and the effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Fat women have very low self esteem a lot of the time and so they are willing to put up with more **** than anyone to keep a man around. They are huge targets for playas. Making them have a lot of kids causes her to look the other way when a playa has affairs. JMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 I refuse to open that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 haha, nice one! However, I prefer the following line: "Talk about mud-flaps, my girl's got em" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 I refuse to open that. It's not that bad. It's Spinal Tap...with thirty bassists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBeane Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 It's not that bad. It's Spinal Tap...with thirty bassists. It took more time for him to introduce all the 40921 bassists that it did to write up the actual bass lines for that song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Spinal Tap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Spinal Tap! and a really REALLY BIG Bottom! ... that goes to 11! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Making them have a lot of kids causes her to look the other way when a playa has affairs. JMO Let me make sure I get this right. The playa (or the man) is actually making these women have a lot of kids specifically because it puts her in a position to look the other way when the playa has affairs? Am I getting this right? Just out of curiosity, does the woman get a say, or does the man strap her down, have sex with her until she's pregnant, keep her strapped down until the baby is born, and then starts the process again? How many babies does the average playa feel is enough to make the woman finally look the other way? Five? Six? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 How many babies does the average playa feel is enough to make the woman finally look the other way? Five? Six? 3.5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Let me make sure I get this right. The playa (or the man) is actually making these women have a lot of kids specifically because it puts her in a position to look the other way when the playa has affairs? Am I getting this right? Just out of curiosity, does the woman get a say, or does the man strap her down, have sex with her until she's pregnant, keep her strapped down until the baby is born, and then starts the process again? How many babies does the average playa feel is enough to make the woman finally look the other way? Five? Six? No, let ME get something straight. Steely is solving a mystery again and you are asking him to provide you with his logic? Dude, his logic on the Sean Taylor murder has a better chance of being right about why fat women get pregnant than it did about why Sean Taylor was murdered. Don't look for the logic. Spend your time on something with better odds like trying to buried treasure in the islands by using a Canadian-made map of Mars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 haha, nice one! However, I prefer the following line: "Talk about mud-flaps, my girl's got em" Better than "The bigger the cushin', the sweeter the pushin?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WisconsinBillzFan Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I have observed this many times. The biggest cows are always pushing around a grocery cart full of kids[quite obviously from different fathers] Do they know the beer glasses effect will not work forever and crank em out as fast as they can? Because they are lazy and would rather pump out kids and collect welfare than actually work for a living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted June 8, 2010 Author Share Posted June 8, 2010 Because they are lazy and would rather pump out kids and collect welfare than actually work for a living. Child support doesn't hurt. ether. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Because they are lazy and would rather pump out kids and collect welfare than actually work for a living. That actually sounds harder than "working for a living". Like the low paying, manual labor jobs... They are actually "harder" and more physically taxing than getting an education, making more money and having somebody do the dirty work. Now, that is easy. WTF is so hard about that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 That actually sounds harder than "working for a living". Only if you take care of the kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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