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At least he didn't rob a liquor store, make a porno, get caught dealing drugs, or commit auto erotic asphyxiation suicide

 

I'm looking forward to his E! True Hollywood Story

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How does the conversation with that junkyard owner go?

 

"You don't happen to have a mechanical shark laying around, do you?"

 

"You mean a Plymouth Barracuda?"

 

"No, not a Barracuda. A shark."

 

"Let me see...yeah, I got a '76 Pinto..."

 

"No, a shark. You know, a big-ass fish. Mechanical. Not real."

 

"Uhhh...yeah, I think I got one o' those. Had it fifteen, twenty years, maybe. Why?"

 

"Dude, have you ever heard of the movie Jaws?

 

"No."

 

 

 

Really...how do you take possession of a giant mechanical shark and not think that just maybe it might have some worth as a famous movie prop? :ph34r:

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yes please ruin the remake with tracy morgan.

 

Keep in mind...Tracy Morgan in the role of Quint.

 

Quint dies.

 

Yeah, I'd pay to see Tracy Morgan get bitten in half by a shark.

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Keep in mind...Tracy Morgan in the role of Quint.

 

Quint dies.

 

Yeah, I'd pay to see Tracy Morgan get bitten in half by a shark.

 

 

Honestly, I was thinking Tracy Morgan may be the ONLY reason to see a Jaws 3D remake. Given that, I was thinking it might be a spoof of some kind.

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yes please ruin the remake with tracy morgan.

Kind of hard to ruin Jaws after that one with Michael Cain.

 

Yes, even Michael Cain couldn't salvage some kind of respectability from a Jaws sequal

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Keep in mind...Tracy Morgan in the role of Quint.

 

Quint dies.

 

Yeah, I'd pay to see Tracy Morgan get bitten in half by a shark.

 

Only if it was real life. Tracy Morgan sucks.

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