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Lyrics to WBC’s Parody of Lady Gaga’s “Telephone”

 

Shut up, shut up, Rebel

You talk; God don’t hear a thing.

All you got is lust, no will to just obey, obey

Wha-wha-what did you say?

You think God loves your praying?

He hates all you do

Cause you love fornicating

F-fornicating

F-fornicating

He hates all you do

Cause you love fornicating

 

No hesitation; you got more perversion to display

But there’s no part of you ya haven’t pimped already

You should’ve planned for curses from the God you disobey

Now he hates all you do cause you love fornicating (Ugh!)

 

Stop prayin’, stop prayin’, God will not hear you anymore

You taught the boys & the girls to be proud whores

Stop prayin’, stop prayin’, God will not hear you anymore

You taught the boys & the girls to be proud whores

 

Just stop prayin’ to Him; He’s busy!

Just stop prayin’ to Him.

 

Can pray if you want, but you got no hope

Only hell where you will forever burn

Go, devil spawn, you just keep pushin’ on

To the hell where you will forever burn

 

Can pray if you want, but you got no hope

Only hell where you will forever burn

Go, devil spawn, you just keep pushin’ on

To the hell where you will forever burn

 

Boy, the way you fake pray all the time

Will just kill soldiers faster

Spread that oil faster

Bring the fire faster

You should’ve listened to our words

Instead you brought disaster

Praying cuz this is dire

Sorry, He will not answer

 

Doesn’t just abhor you,

God’s now your enemy

Now you have got no hope

He’s deaf to your desperate pleas

 

Sometimes I feel like it is to myself I’m talkin’

But you will heed these words or get your own GodSmackin’

your own GodSmackin’

your own GodSmackin’

You will heed these words or get your own GodSmackin’

 

Stop prayin’, stop prayin’, God will not hear you anymore

You taught the boys & the girls to be proud whores

Stop prayin’, stop prayin’, God will not hear you anymore

You taught the boys & the girls to be proud whores

 

Stop prayin’, stop prayin’, God will not hear you anymore

You taught the boys & the girls to be proud whores

Stop prayin’, stop prayin’, God will not hear you anymore

You taught the boys & the girls to be proud whores

 

Just stop prayin’ to him; He’s busy!

Just stop prayin’ to him.

 

Can pray if you want, but you got no hope

Only hell where you will forever burn

Go, devil spawn, you just keep pushin’ on

To the hell where you will forever burn

 

Can pray if you want, but you got no hope

Only hell where you will forever burn

Go, devil spawn, you just keep pushin’ on

To the hell where you will forever burn

 

Forever burn

For- Forever burn

Go, devil spawn, you just keep pushin’ on

To the hell where you will forever burn

Forever burn

For- Forever burn

Go, devil spawn, you just keep pushin’ on

To the hell where you will forever burn

 

We’re sorry, the God you’re trying to reach won’t hear your crap at this time

Please shut your trap and never try again

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The most difficult thing for me to understand in this world is how...

a) a person can be so damaged and screwed up that they could become this evil,

b) that a person this screwed up could still be functional enough to have influence, and

c) that they could find like-minded lunatics to join them and actually organize their insane efforts.

 

In my opinion, this phenomenon is the worst thing that exists in the world. And I do not understand it. It makes me want to secede from the human race.

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The most difficult thing for me to understand in this world is how...

a) a person can be so damaged and screwed up that they could become this evil,

b) that a person this screwed up could still be functional enough to have influence, and

c) that they could find like-minded lunatics to join them and actually organize their insane efforts.

 

In my opinion, this phenomenon is the worst thing that exists in the world. And I do not understand it. It makes me want to secede from the human race.

 

its all an Andy Kaufman-esque act to drum up publicity and hopefully be attacked some day so they can sue and make money.

 

that being said, that plan is almost even more evil as there are thousands of people dumb enough to actually buy into it.

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We can only hope these people don't spawn.

If they do, it's all incest. The majority of the church is from one family, and I can't imagine anyone there marrying outside of the church.

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its all an Andy Kaufman-esque act to drum up publicity and hopefully be attacked some day so they can sue and make money.

 

that being said, that plan is almost even more evil as there are thousands of people dumb enough to actually buy into it.

I know what you’re saying, but I don’t think Andy Kaufman deserves this comparison. Even if you don’t think he’s funny, he was a good person who believed in free thinking and tried to inspire people and expose bigotry. In many ways, the opposite of the WBC nuts.

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I know what you’re saying, but I don’t think Andy Kaufman deserves this comparison. Even if you don’t think he’s funny, he was a good person who believed in free thinking and tried to inspire people and expose bigotry. In many ways, the opposite of the WBC nuts.

 

I love the fact that not everyone loved Andy Kaufman. To me, this guy was an absolute genius, and as "one of a kind" as it gets. One of my earliest memories from childhood was staying up late when my grandmother was in town to care for me while my parents were on vacation, and we saw the famous Fridays skit where they had the dinner scene with Kaufman and Michael Richards. I was only like 5 or 6 y.o., so I had no idea what was going on, but I remember my grandmother commenting on the show...she had never seen anything like that. Good times!

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i meant to cast no dispersions upon the good name of Andy Kaufman by mentioning his name in the same sentence with these scumbags. :thumbsup:

 

I just used him as an example of an act/joke being played on the sucker audience.

 

Like crayonz.

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What a waste of time. Somebody from WBC actually had to listen to Telephone and create their own lyrics. That probably took hours.

 

OTOH, it's hours where the Westboro loonies weren't spreading their hate at soldiers' funerals. So I guess it's a good thing...relatively speaking.

 

The other thing, ironically, is that I can't stand Lady Gaga. I find her too weird and don't like the style of music.

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What a waste of time. Somebody from WBC actually had to listen to Telephone and create their own lyrics. That probably took hours.

 

OTOH, it's hours where the Westboro loonies weren't spreading their hate at soldiers' funerals. So I guess it's a good thing...relatively speaking.

 

The other thing, ironically, is that I can't stand Lady Gaga. I find her too weird and don't like the style of music.

 

She's more artistic than your average pop star and she's got a better voice, I'll give her that much. The music is interesting when you hear it the first time, then grating the next 100 times it's forced down your throat on radio/tv/movies.

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She's more artistic than your average pop star and she's got a better voice, I'll give her that much. The music is interesting when you hear it the first time, then grating the next 100 times it's forced down your throat on radio/tv/movies.

 

 

They play her over and over and over again at the gym I go to. :thumbdown:

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