stevestojan Posted June 4, 2010 Posted June 4, 2010 If/when D.Briere scores the series winning goal in the Stanley Cup Finals, everyone who has ever crapped in a soccer thread on TBD has to put a Flyers logo as their avatar until the next Stanley Cup champ is crowned one year later. *looks at Stojan* you're on. Philly has won their last game this year.
rockpile Posted June 4, 2010 Posted June 4, 2010 If a group of people are walking towards you, taking up the entire sidewalk and they refuse to break from their side-by-side formation, you are required to tackle the person directly in your path. A Rodney Harrison-style cheap shot isn't ideal, but we'll look the other way should you choose to go that path. Also, there needs to be some sort of "shiv the mofo" rule. I just do what they do. I pretend they do not exist and keep on walking - they will move.
rockpile Posted June 4, 2010 Posted June 4, 2010 If you're travelling at less than 70 MPH and you're in the passing lane for any longer than it takes to pass that annoyingly slow truck, I get to run you off the road. I keep a close eye on traffic behind me. When I am on cruise at 72mph, passing someone doing 70mph and I see a vehicle approaching at 80, I accelerate long enough to pass and not be in their way (traffic permitting, natch). My beef is when I am on cruise and someone else passes me and slows down, so I pass them, and they speed up and pass me again, yadda yadda. One bullet would not be enough.
udonkey Posted June 4, 2010 Posted June 4, 2010 I keep a close eye on traffic behind me. When I am on cruise at 72mph, passing someone doing 70mph and I see a vehicle approaching at 80, I accelerate long enough to pass and not be in their way (traffic permitting, natch). My beef is when I am on cruise and someone else passes me and slows down, so I pass them, and they speed up and pass me again, yadda yadda. One bullet would not be enough. Here, here. I'm on pace to drive 30,000+ miles this year (mostly work related) and deal with this daily. I'll likely die from a road rage induced heart attack. No joke.
billsrcursed Posted June 4, 2010 Posted June 4, 2010 Here, here. I'm on pace to drive 30,000+ miles this year (mostly work related) and deal with this daily. I'll likely die from a road rage induced heart attack. No joke. First of all, your avatar is F'n awesome!! Second of all, you're already one step closer to death than most; you have to encounter the black hole that is I-4 (unless you somehow are able to avoid it, in which case, you're even more awesome than your avatar!).
udonkey Posted June 4, 2010 Posted June 4, 2010 First of all, your avatar is F'n awesome!! Second of all, you're already one step closer to death than most; you have to encounter the black hole that is I-4 (unless you somehow are able to avoid it, in which case, you're even more awesome than your avatar!). Avatar was taken after an all night bender in Vegas - stumbled into the Hooters casino around 5am for wings, turned out to be a Marino owned bar/restaurant. I reluctantly ate there...bitched the whole time. I, unfortunately, spend A LOT of time on I-4 between Orlando and Tampa. Probably make that drive on average 10-15 times a month.
JoeFerguson Posted June 4, 2010 Posted June 4, 2010 I hate when people take trucker stojans all over the bowl and leave their stojan on the seat.
DrFishfinder Posted June 4, 2010 Posted June 4, 2010 If I let you pull in front of me and you don't wave "thank you", I get to crash into you, you get the ticket, pay all damages and have a giant sign put on your car saying, "I AM AN INCONSIDERATE JERK."
TheMadCap Posted June 4, 2010 Posted June 4, 2010 If the elevator doors open and you try to get in before everyone else is out, you should be gang beaten by the people who were riding in the elevator. I cannot believe how many people do not understand this basic common sense policy. This is not the NY subway people!
Beerball Posted June 4, 2010 Posted June 4, 2010 If I let you pull in front of me and you don't wave "thank you", I get to crash into you, you get the ticket, pay all damages and have a giant sign put on your car saying, "I AM STOJAN AN INCONSIDERATE JERK." more better We do need to resurrect the stojan filter. So many young ones have yet to experience it. Too bad there aren't any industrious mods around here.
AiO Posted June 4, 2010 Posted June 4, 2010 more better We do need to resurrect the stojan filter. So many young ones have yet to experience it. Too bad there aren't any industrious mods around here. Got that right.
DrFishfinder Posted June 4, 2010 Posted June 4, 2010 more better We do need to resurrect the stojan filter. So many young ones have yet to experience it. Too bad there aren't any industrious mods around here. I'll go with that. Not sure anyone in My Yami would have a snowball's chance on South Beach of knowing what it means, but whathehell.....
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