McBeane Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 One of my buddies is a cop. They pulled over a guy who was SERIOUSLY intoxicated but the guy blew a completely clear breathalyzer. Apparently he'd paid a whore to give him a vodka enema. What ended up happening? DUI anyways I assume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 What ended up happening? DUI anyways I assume? Yep. Mostly because drunk people rarely know when to shut up. He ended up telling the paramedic, who told the cop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBeane Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Yep. Mostly because drunk people rarely know when to shut up. He ended up telling the paramedic, who told the cop. Haha, can't even say I'm terribly surprised that's how he ended up getting caught. But now I know how to get drunk and never get a DUI Just kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Haha, can't even say I'm terribly surprised that's how he ended up getting caught. But now I know how to get drunk and never get a DUI Just kidding The paramedics were there drawing his blood - he was going not matter what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyQuil Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 I once coughed while doing a shot of Jack and got some of it in my eye. No blindess resulted but the pain from it makes me wonder why the hell anyone would do this intentionally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philly McButterpants Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 ive seen people snort vodka. ive also seen this eyeballing trick back in college. i dont know anyone outside of high school/college who has attempted either method. closest ive ever come to that is when i used to lead the team in "Rugby Shots". which is where you line up your typical tequila shot, with the salt on your hand and lime wedge standing by, but then you quickly SNORT the salt, take the shot, and then SQUEEZE the lime into your eye. COLLEGE!!! There used to be a local band called "Chunkpipe." Legend has it that the band got the name from a guy who: - would get wasted on vodka 'til he was sick - vomit into a flower pot outside of his window - smoke the dried chunks of vomit when he didn't have money for weed or liqour. - using, of course, the "Chunkpipe" This seems pretty mild in comparison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 That's an old method. All the stuff I have heard about doing that says you only have to pour one beer up/down/whatever your ass and apparently it gets you HAMMERED. I haven't tried it, nor will I, but someone else feel free then let us know how it goes I saw it on that Spike TV show "1000 strangest ways to die" , some drunk had his wife give him a vodka enema, and since it doesnt process through the liver, the guy was whacked out of his skull and he died from acute alcohol; poisoning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rackemrack Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 If you pour beer in your ass, you piss it out your mouth. and if you put food up your ass you'll poop out your mouth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Bartender for 15 years and I have nothing to top this stuff. A liquid cement seems so tame in comparison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 I saw it on that Spike TV show "1000 strangest ways to die" , some drunk had his wife give him a vodka enema, and since it doesnt process through the liver, the guy was whacked out of his skull and he died from acute alcohol; poisoning. In the name of decency, I hope the poor sot was given a private ceremony... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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