SageAgainstTheMachine Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12...quick-buzz.html I saw this featured on the Colbert Report, and looked up some articles online to corroborate. Apparently this practice is getting pretty big in the UK and spreading quickly to the US. Are you f*cking kidding me? Vodka Eyeballing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12...quick-buzz.html I saw this featured on the Colbert Report, and looked up some articles online to corroborate. Apparently this practice is getting pretty big in the UK and spreading quickly to the US. Are you f*cking kidding me? Vodka Eyeballing? Not surprised - socialist government, everybody is special, etc. When they essentially banned firearms several years ago, crime skyrocketed. Folks couldn't defend themselves, the deterrent factor was wiped away. There's a term - "Glasgowing" which refers to the knife stabbings. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime...als-737329.html I have read repeatedly, that the average Londoner is photographed 500 times a day by the government cameras. Sorry for the rant... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el Tigre Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Not surprised - socialist government, everybody is special, etc. When they essentially banned firearms several years ago, crime skyrocketed. Folks couldn't defend themselves, the deterrent factor was wiped away. There's a term - "Glasgowing" which refers to the knife stabbings. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime...als-737329.html I have read repeatedly, that the average Londoner is photographed 500 times a day by the government cameras. Sorry for the rant... What????? Are you in the wrong thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RkFast Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Yeah...becuase that three minutes it takes to go from 0 to 100 on the drunk scale by DRINKING a few shots of straight vodka is a damned long time. !@#$ing morons. If you got that much of a short attention span, you deserve to go bli....oh!!!!! cupcakes!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 What????? Are you in the wrong thread? Often... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted June 2, 2010 Author Share Posted June 2, 2010 Yeah...becuase that three minutes it takes to go from 0 to 100 on the drunk scale by DRINKING a few shots of straight vodka is a damned long time. !@#$ing morons. If you got that much of a short attention span, you deserve to go bli....oh!!!!! cupcakes!!!!! I love how in the article, they treat the woman interviewee as if she's the victim of some cruel underworld peer pressure. She's a stupid college chick who decided to poor alcohol into her eye socket. I just want to let all of you know to not feel sorry for me if I decide to disturb bear cubs in the presence of their mothers because "all the cool kids are doing it". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 ive seen people snort vodka. ive also seen this eyeballing trick back in college. i dont know anyone outside of high school/college who has attempted either method. closest ive ever come to that is when i used to lead the team in "Rugby Shots". which is where you line up your typical tequila shot, with the salt on your hand and lime wedge standing by, but then you quickly SNORT the salt, take the shot, and then SQUEEZE the lime into your eye. COLLEGE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Hmm, who would have guessed that alcohol applied directly to the eye could cause damage. What's next a lnk between smoking and lung cancer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I love how in the article, they treat the woman interviewee as if she's the victim of some cruel underworld peer pressure. She's a stupid college chick who decided to poor alcohol into her eye socket. I just want to let all of you know to not feel sorry for me if I decide to disturb bear cubs in the presence of their mothers because "all the cool kids are doing it". I remember at my work Christmas party, a friend of mine tried a "special" version of a tequila shot. Lick the salt, drip the lemon in your eye and drink the shot. After he's like, "it's !@#$ing crazy man" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I love how in the article, they treat the woman interviewee as if she's the victim of some cruel underworld peer pressure. She's a stupid college chick who decided to poor alcohol into her eye socket. I just want to let all of you know to not feel sorry for me if I decide to disturb bear cubs in the presence of their mothers because "all the cool kids are doing it". Never dare a kid to do something. When I was - oh - 17, a co-worker of mine (he carried the overarching smell of a congenital braggart about him, btw) stuck his foot in front of my left tire, and dared me to run over it. I did. He fell to the side - lucky for him...I had shifted into reverse ready to deliver the coup de grâce. He was out of the cast in only six weeks - and a humbler person. In a way, I helped him along life's path. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el Tigre Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Often... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 My parents always taught me to look on the bright side of things. Almost four years ago I lost the vision in my left eye in a car accident, and outside of just surviving the wreck, it has been impossible to find a bright side to that ordeal. Until today. Today I find out that I can get drunk through my already sightless and dying eyeball and not have to worry about the damage done. I'm leaving work early and heading to the liquor store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 My parents always taught me to look on the bright side of things. Almost four years ago I lost the vision in my left eye in a car accident, and outside of just surviving the wreck, it has been impossible to find a bright side to that ordeal. Until today. Today I find out that I can get drunk through my already sightless and dying eyeball and not have to worry about the damage done. I'm leaving work early and heading to the liquor store. It's good to find a silver lining isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Maybe they should try Vodka asssholing. Pour it right in their colon? Na, this should be in the Greeks gone wild thread. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Not surprised - socialist government, everybody is special, etc. When they essentially banned firearms several years ago, crime skyrocketed. Folks couldn't defend themselves, the deterrent factor was wiped away. There's a term - "Glasgowing" which refers to the knife stabbings. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime...als-737329.html I have read repeatedly, that the average Londoner is photographed 500 times a day by the government cameras. Sorry for the rant... What????? Are you in the wrong thread? I was wondering the very same thing. Often... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Maybe they should try Vodka asssholing. Pour it right in their colon? Na, this should be in the Greeks gone wild thread. Sorry. Sadly, it has probably been attempted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rackemrack Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Sadly, it has probably been attempted. i think it has been done in one of the jackass movies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBeane Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Sadly, it has probably been attempted. That's an old method. All the stuff I have heard about doing that says you only have to pour one beer up/down/whatever your ass and apparently it gets you HAMMERED. I haven't tried it, nor will I, but someone else feel free then let us know how it goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 That's an old method. All the stuff I have heard about doing that says you only have to pour one beer up/down/whatever your ass and apparently it gets you HAMMERED. I haven't tried it, nor will I, but someone else feel free then let us know how it goes One of my buddies is a cop. They pulled over a guy who was SERIOUSLY intoxicated but the guy blew a completely clear breathalyzer. Apparently he'd paid a whore to give him a vodka enema. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 That's an old method. All the stuff I have heard about doing that says you only have to pour one beer up/down/whatever your ass and apparently it gets you HAMMERED. I haven't tried it, nor will I, but someone else feel free then let us know how it goes If you pour beer in your ass, you piss it out your mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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