/dev/null Posted June 1, 2010 Posted June 1, 2010 I suggest you use it to tip your servers and bartenders. And your IT Guy
stuckincincy Posted June 1, 2010 Author Posted June 1, 2010 put it all on 567 for tomorrow night........ Clip never did me wrong. I'll put a buck straight and a buck boxed on that number tomorrow. A couple of years ago, a poster here gave out a 6 digit MegaMillions number that returned $3 for my dollar.
Chilly Posted June 1, 2010 Posted June 1, 2010 How bout a plane ticket to somewhere you've wanted to travel?
stuckincincy Posted June 1, 2010 Author Posted June 1, 2010 And your IT Guy Hmm...so he can sit in that cubicle and dig up more personal info about me, to sell or hand over to the government so he can take a cruise through the Panama Canal? Right...
stuckincincy Posted June 1, 2010 Author Posted June 1, 2010 How bout a plane ticket to somewhere you've wanted to travel? I'm already booked at Gate #5 for Heaven - I hope.
/dev/null Posted June 1, 2010 Posted June 1, 2010 Hmm...so he can sit in that cubicle and dig up more personal info about me, to sell or hand over to the government so he can take a cruise through the Panama Canal? Right... Maybe if you tipped him every once and a while he wouldn't have to sell your info
BuffaloBill Posted June 1, 2010 Posted June 1, 2010 Send it to me, I'll invest it in my special scheme fund, and get you 10% profit each year. A ponzi scheme in the making .... time to call in the feds
stuckincincy Posted June 1, 2010 Author Posted June 1, 2010 Maybe if you tipped him every once and a while he wouldn't have to sell your info I'm out of practice. What's the usual percentage for IT extortion these days?
stuckincincy Posted June 2, 2010 Author Posted June 2, 2010 A ponzi scheme in the making .... time to call in the feds No problem...just fill out a 1099 so they get their cut. Besides, I think they publish a handy self-help booklet on Ponzi schemes. Just mail a five dollar bill to your congressman - you will get it in a few days.
/dev/null Posted June 2, 2010 Posted June 2, 2010 I'm out of practice. What's the usual percentage for IT extortion these days? We don't work off percentages. We work off binary
stuckincincy Posted June 2, 2010 Author Posted June 2, 2010 We don't work off percentages. We work off binary Great! I'll leave 01 on the table for you.
/dev/null Posted June 2, 2010 Posted June 2, 2010 Great! I'll leave 01 on the table for you. Think exponentially
stuckincincy Posted June 2, 2010 Author Posted June 2, 2010 Think exponentially I'm willing to make the tip a factorial. You get 01!
stuckincincy Posted June 2, 2010 Author Posted June 2, 2010 Keep going... If that number Clip Smith gave me hits tomorrow, I will be able to purchase 1,697 (1101010001) cans of my beloved Milwaukee Best Ice swill.
mead107 Posted June 2, 2010 Posted June 2, 2010 If that number Clip Smith gave me hits tomorrow, I will be able to purchase 1,697 (1101010001) cans of my beloved Milwaukee Best Ice swill. Are you in Milwaukee?
stuckincincy Posted June 2, 2010 Author Posted June 2, 2010 Are you in Milwaukee? No. I visited Milwaukee in 1974, though. Cheap beer at one local bar...a Pabst draft cost 15 cents. But that was 36 years ago. Much good came out of my visit. I stayed 2 or three days at the apartment of a gal that I worked with in my grocery store days. Totally platonic, but her boyfriend got worried and proposed marriage. Last I heard, they have grandchildren aplenty.
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