The Dean Posted May 31, 2010 Posted May 31, 2010 "A purported prophylactic pilferer lead police on a roughly 60-yard foot pursuit Wednesday during a 12:20 a.m condom caper at a Walmart Supercenter in St. Lucie West, reports TCPalm.com." Who wrote this, Irv Weinstein?
DrFishfinder Posted May 31, 2010 Author Posted May 31, 2010 "A purported prophylactic pilferer lead police on a roughly 60-yard foot pursuit Wednesday during a 12:20 a.m condom caper at a Walmart Supercenter in St. Lucie West, reports TCPalm.com." Who wrote this, Irv Weinstein? 60 yards Dean. Sixty. May I introduce Buffalo's new running back...... Krystal "Trojan War Machine" Deveaux.
ofiba Posted May 31, 2010 Posted May 31, 2010 60 yards Dean. Sixty. May I introduce Buffalo's new running back...... Krystal "Trojan War Machine" Deveaux. From the article ...Due to the female's large stature, fast speed, and active resistance to my numerous attempts to stop her... It does sort of read like a pre-draft scouting report.
DrFishfinder Posted May 31, 2010 Author Posted May 31, 2010 From the article It does sort of read like a pre-draft scouting report. I'm tellin' ya.... She'd kill 'em in Lingerie Football.....except for the uh, you know.....
EC-Bills Posted May 31, 2010 Posted May 31, 2010 I love this comment: Judging by the mugshot, 60 yards/60 twinkies looks to be about her limit. The cop's lucky that she didn't spontaneously combust from the Taze.
el Tigre Posted May 31, 2010 Posted May 31, 2010 I'm tellin' ya.... She'd kill 'em in Lingerie Football.....except for the uh, you know..... I think the Bills should sign her. We need some depth at OT.
EC-Bills Posted May 31, 2010 Posted May 31, 2010 60 yards Dean. Sixty. May I introduce Buffalo's new running back...... Krystal "Trojan War Machine" Deveaux. I don't know, I think receiver might be an option. Just tape some Trojans to the football and toss it her way.
udonkey Posted May 31, 2010 Posted May 31, 2010 I'd donate 2 boxes of condoms to her to ensure that she doesn't reproduce.
BuffaloBill Posted May 31, 2010 Posted May 31, 2010 I'd donate 2 boxes of condoms to her to ensure that she doesn't reproduce.
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